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NATE!
06-29-2007, 06:19 AM
Why is so fun to kill both of these in videogames?

I ask you this now.

Gregory
06-29-2007, 06:21 AM
I just finished Return to Wolfenstein for the PS2. Manged to kill Heinrich on my second try.

nihilance
06-29-2007, 06:21 AM
It's guiltless...like killing big honking demons, robots and aliens.

Matt Jay
06-29-2007, 06:22 AM
I'm always satisfied when I kill a mouthy bystander.

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-29-2007, 06:27 AM
Because it's always fun to hear the zombies make that one last moan/groan, and those wacky Nazis are always speaking that German when you kill them! "Schnell, schnell!" Schnell indeed Nazi, make way for the Allies!!

RickLM
06-29-2007, 06:47 AM
Both populations deserve to die, maybe?

ZombieSpeedball
06-29-2007, 06:50 AM
It's guiltless...like killing big honking demons, robots and aliens.

I'm about to throw some guilt your way, sir!

FACT: Only 19% of all zombies eat children.
FACT: While a zombie's weakness is well known, many times human beings will go into overkill on a zombie for no reason.
FACT: A great number of zombies were once superheroes who saved you're life once.

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-29-2007, 06:50 AM
I'm about to throw some guilt your way, sir!

FACT: Only 19% of all zombies eat children.
FACT: While a zombie's weakness is well known, many times human beings will go into overkill on a zombie for no reason.
FACT: A great number of zombies were once superheroes who saved you're life once.

Zombies ate my family! Therefore, they are my enemy!!

ZombieSpeedball
06-29-2007, 06:52 AM
Zombies ate my family! Therefore, they are my enemy!!

Wrong! You only think zombies ate your family, when it was really... nihilance! Discuss.

Doug
06-29-2007, 06:56 AM
I'm about to throw some guilt your way, sir!

FACT: Only 19% of all zombies eat children.
FACT: While a zombie's weakness is well known, many times human beings will go into overkill on a zombie for no reason.
FACT: A great number of zombies were once superheroes who saved you're life once.

83.7% of all stats are made up.

Plus, the number of kid snacks for zombies should be much higher. Little children are much slower then adults, nd kids going through puberty are more likely to trip over their own feet.

The Dean
06-29-2007, 06:56 AM
Both are unsympathetic villains who provide the player an endless amount of fodder to blow away without remorse.

I had to stop playing GTA3 when the mission was to run over an injured cop in a full body cast because I felt like such a heal. I have the same problem with cowboy games and shooting Indians.

Dennis K
06-29-2007, 07:03 AM
I had to stop playing GTA3 when the mission was to run over an injured cop in a full body cast because I felt like such a heel.


You'll never have any "street cred" with that kind of thinking.

NATE!
06-29-2007, 07:04 AM
I forgot to add:

Nazi porn and zombie porn are totally kick fucking ass.

Dennis K
06-29-2007, 07:05 AM
I forgot to add:

Nazi porn and zombie porn are totally kick fucking ass.



Is there anybody here who didn't know that already?

NATE!
06-29-2007, 07:08 AM
Is there anybody here who didn't know that already?

I'll bet you didn't know that porn was still being made during Hitler's Germany.

I just found that out tonight. I didn't bother to wonder if it existed because it was, you know, VERBOTEN or something.

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-29-2007, 07:08 AM
Is there anybody here who didn't know that already?

Me.....Can I borrow some of your zombie and nazi porn?

Akira
06-29-2007, 07:08 AM
It's no where near as fun as killing Nazi zombies though.

Dennis K
06-29-2007, 07:11 AM
I'll bet you didn't know that porn was still being made during Hitler's Germany.

Actually, I did know that.

Dennis K
06-29-2007, 07:12 AM
Me.....Can I borrow some of your zombie and nazi porn?


Get your own damnit!!!

stevapalooza
06-29-2007, 07:13 AM
Porn is unstoppable, like the cockroach. Even in the most opressive religious dictatorships in the middle east you can still get porn.

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-29-2007, 07:13 AM
Get your own damnit!!!

Why ya gotta be such a prick about it?!

Dennis K
06-29-2007, 07:24 AM
Why ya gotta be such a prick about it?!


Because the last time I lent them out the pages came back all stuck together!

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-29-2007, 07:33 AM
Because the last time I lent them out the pages came back all stuck together!

Well duh, somebody obviously beat off all over the pages!! What did you think was gonna happen?