I met a girl who looked like Scarlett Johansen last night...

[TheTravis!]

Super hot, super smart. Had a great conversation with her, until, for no real reason, she started ranting about how much she hated gays.

"It's just... gay men, ick. I mean, ungh. Really, it just..." *shudders* "It just grosses me out. Like, ewww. I'd never want to have to see that. I just, I hate gays."

At this point I told her I had to go get a drink, and left her standing alone in the kitchen. Hopefully she found another nice homophobe to hook up with, but TheTravis doesn't roll with that.

What a fucking waste of a Scarlett Johansen lookalike.

[andrew french]

agreed
what. a. waste.

[DaGetHighKnight]

I woulda Hit it!

[TheTravis!]

I woulda Hit it!

What a surprise.

[Shane W]

You should have infiltrated her ass then exclaim about how much better it is with men..

[Jonny Z]

beggars cant be choosers...

[joeAR]

Super hot, super smart. Had a great conversation with her, until, for no real reason, she started ranting about how much she hated gays.

"It's just... gay men, ick. I mean, ungh. Really, it just..." *shudders* "It just grosses me out. Like, ewww. I'd never want to have to see that. I just, I hate gays."

At this point I told her I had to go get a drink, and left her standing alone in the kitchen. Hopefully she found another nice homophobe to hook up with, but TheTravis doesn't roll with that.

What a fucking waste of a Scarlett Johansen lookalike.


Her logic makes no sense. She hates "gays" cause she doesn't want to watch them have sex? So by her logic i'm a homophobe also? Damn stupid waste of tits and ass right there.

[TheTravis!]

You should have infiltrated her ass then exclaim about how much better it is with men..

Where were you last night when I needed you?

[DaGetHighKnight]

What a surprise.


Yes , I'd make sweet love to a hot woman, Sorry to be so out of the ordinary. :cool:

[Shane W]

Where were you last night when I needed you?

I was dorking the homophobe girl while you were getting another beer.

[TheTravis!]

I was dorking the homophobe girl while you were getting another beer.

You can have her.

I ended up meeting this really cute girl who is a standup comedian in New York.

[Olivier E.]

Homophopbic or not who cares in a One Night Stand?

[joeAR]

Homophopbic or not who cares in a One Night Stand?


If I was single and in that opportunity I would. I'm not putting my thing in somebody like that, what if it rubs off from her onto me?

[anthony the ghost]

holy shit. that exact same fucking thing happened to my in high school. she was so friggin hot, and i had a chance!

ugh. it sucked. the second she let it slip i was so turned off i dont even think i talked to her again. maybe i did, i dont remember.

[The Roman Candle]

Homophopbic or not who cares in a One Night Stand?

The children you won't know about until they're 25.

[Shane W]

You can have her.

I ended up meeting this really cute girl who is a standup comedian in New York.

Rita Rudner is not really cute.

[The Roman Candle]

If I was single and in that opportunity I would. I'm not putting my thing in somebody like that, what if it rubs off from her onto me?

Wait... you mean the anti-gay is contageous, too?! I'M NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN! :shock:

[Jonny Z]

Yes , I'd make sweet love to a hot woman, Sorry to be so out of the ordinary. :cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/ANGST2.jpg

[TheTravis!]

Rita Rudner is not really cute.

LOL

[joeAR]

Wait... you mean the anti-gay is contageous, too?! I'M NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN! :shock:


From what the news tell me. Man it's a scary place out there nowadays.

[TheTravis!]

Homophopbic or not who cares in a One Night Stand?

I do. First of all, I'm done with one night stands. And second of all, I have no time for someone who is homophobic or racist.

[TheTravis!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/ANGST2.jpg

Double LOL. If you can make that say "Grrrrrrr", it will become my new avatar.

[Patrick J]

Hate to play devils advocate, but are you sure she wasn't using hyperbole? I mean, I know a lotta people that toss the word "hate" around, when they don't really quite mean it, she might just be wierded out by two dudes plowing eachother, and using the 'h' word to emphasize that, doesn't neccesarily mean she'd be the type to string up a gay dude and beat 'em with a stick.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

You should have infiltrated her ass then exclaim about how much better it is with men..

:D That would have been fucking awesome. (pun intended)

[TheTravis!]

Hate to play devils advocate, but are you sure she wasn't using hyperbole? I mean, I know a lotta people that toss the word "hate" around, when they don't really quite mean it, she might just be wierded out by two dudes plowing eachother, and using the 'h' word to emphasize that, doesn't neccesarily mean she'd be the type to string up a gay dude and beat 'em with a stick.

You know, that's probably entirely possible. But her little tirade came out of fucking NOWHERE. At any rate, I had no interest in tlaking to her anymore.

[Movie Maker]

http://img12.echo.cx/img12/1989/untitled8sq.png

[TheTravis!]

http://img12.echo.cx/img12/1989/untitled8sq.png
Son, at this point, you'd hit a dead girl.

[Randomus]

Dammit. That really sucks. Scarlett Johansson is like #1 on my list of hot women. Damn homophobia!

[batphone begins]

i'd bang a dead body of a Scarlett look alike

[TheTravis!]

i'd bang a dead body of a Scarlett look alike

Well, if this girl kicks in my presence, I will stick her in the fridge until you can get here. Deal?

[Jonny Z]

Double LOL. If you can make that say "Grrrrrrr", it will become my new avatar.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/angst3.jpg

[TheTravis!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/angst3.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Close, but no cigar. Unless that cigar is in my anus.

[dantheman]

Hate to play devils advocate, but are you sure she wasn't using hyperbole? I mean, I know a lotta people that toss the word "hate" around, when they don't really quite mean it, she might just be wierded out by two dudes plowing eachother, and using the 'h' word to emphasize that, doesn't neccesarily mean she'd be the type to string up a gay dude and beat 'em with a stick.

I think you are most likely right and this situation reminds me of a quote from one of my favorite movies:

"I don't think you understand how unattractive hate is" - Harris K. Telemacher

[TheTravis!]

I think you are most likely right and this situation reminds me of a quote from one of my favorite movies:

"I don't think you understand how unattractive hate is" - Harris K. Telemacher

That's kind of where I am going with this. She was very attractive, until the homophobic bile started spilling out of her mouth. At that point, whether she was seriously into what she was saying or not, I was all done with her.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I hate to see it, but I'd probably still have popped her. Li'l Techno holds no political beliefs, he's just interested in getting wet.

I'd have probably have snuck out without saying goodbye the next morning, though.

...

...

... I'm totally deserving of contempt.

[The Roman Candle]

I hate to see it, but I'd probably still have popped her. Li'l Techno holds no political beliefs, he's just interested in getting wet.

I'd have probably have snuck out without saying goodbye the next morning, though.

...

...

... I'm totally deserving of contempt.


I don't think hate is political, it's a matter of humanity.

[TheTravis!]

Whatever. Put it this way: I don't do one night stands anymore, and I'm not interested in dating a homophobe. Fair enough?

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I don't think hate is political, it's a matter of humanity.

It also knows nothing of humanity.

...

...

... It must be destroyed.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Whatever. Put it this way: I don't do one night stands anymore, and I'm not interested in dating a homophobe. Fair enough?

Very fair.

[Angel of Distraction]

Super hot, super smart. Had a great conversation with her, until, for no real reason, she started ranting about how much she hated gays.

"It's just... gay men, ick. I mean, ungh. Really, it just..." *shudders* "It just grosses me out. Like, ewww. I'd never want to have to see that. I just, I hate gays."

At this point I told her I had to go get a drink, and left her standing alone in the kitchen. Hopefully she found another nice homophobe to hook up with, but TheTravis doesn't roll with that.

What a fucking waste of a Scarlett Johansen lookalike.

I'm surprised you didn't cuss her out. I would've.

[TheTravis!]

I'm surprised you didn't cuss her out. I would've.

I didn't want to start shit in my friend's house and cause a big scene.

[Angel of Distraction]

I didn't want to start shit in my friend's house and cause a big scene.

Oh. Thought it was yours.

But I have very little self control available for biggots.

[TheTravis!]

Oh. Thought it was yours.

But I have very little self control available for biggots.

That's why I just walked away, dude. I didn't want to be the "guy who punched that girl at Tracy's party".

[Angel of Distraction]

That's why I just walked away, dude. I didn't want to be the "guy who punched that girl at Tracy's party".

Yeh, sounds like a stigma.

They need to edit your pic to say "This is the only fuck you're gettin tonight".

[dantheman]

That's why I just walked away, dude. I didn't want to be the "guy who punched that girl at Tracy's party".Yeh, sounds like a stigma.
And you would deserve the stigma for punching a little short girl no matter what she said.

[Mr. E!]

Good for you The Travis. Way to think with the big head.

[TheTravis!]

And you would deserve the stigma for punching a little short girl no matter what she said.

Exactly.

[TheTravis!]

Good for you The Travis. Way to think with the big head.
Had to happen sooner or later.

Love your sig, by the way.

[Cathy]

oh yeah Blandy??

[RED!]

That's kind of where I am going with this. She was very attractive, until the homophobic bile started spilling out of her mouth. At that point, whether she was seriously into what she was saying or not, I was all done with her.

the two most abused words in the english language are love and hate. you took what she said at face value, even if she didn't mean it that still makes her kind of a ditz for spouting off that way without thinking it maybe offensive to those in the covnersation with her. Kudos for not jumping the pretty face...or any other part of her if she acted that way.

[copypastepuke]

i would have told her i was gay right then and there. and seen her reaction.

[BenitoCereno]

"This is where the party ends. I can't stand here listening to you, you and your [homophobic] friend. I know politics bore you, but I feel like a hypocrite talking to you, you and your [homophobic] friend."