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King Of Fakeposts
06-21-2007, 10:02 PM
Meet William H. Nutsack, porn director for Elegant Angel. And the man who has revolutionized porn music. With him around, gone are the days of shitty saxophone recordings and synthesized bowchickawowwows. They are replaced with lyrics and songs that tell you exactly what you're going to get!


His music is at http://williamhnutsack.com/music.htm (NWS, fucking obviously)
He's actually a decent rock guitarist, but the lyrics are just insanely funny


This guy is pretty much fucking crazy. I don't watch much porn, but whenever I hear about this guy I pretty much am all ears. This is the guy who on the Elegant Angel Podcast and instead of chatting with fellow porn actresses, he chatted with his sister about how good Mom's thanksgiving dinner was for about 20 minutes.

Here's a youtube video of him acting insane, because why not.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Utrchwr4KhM


My favorite song lyrics of his are
"Cum Drenched Tits" and "Teenage Anal Addicts"

Fourthman
06-21-2007, 10:05 PM
"...of the Virginia Nutsacks."

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-21-2007, 10:06 PM
I've heard more than a few of the "theme songs" of his.....yeah, he's one more reason I hate having music in porn.

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-21-2007, 10:11 PM
They are replaced with lyrics and songs that tell you exactly what you're going to get!

Also, the titles of Elegant Angel's movies do the exact same thing, and his lyrics are mostly just a repeat of said title.

King Of Fakeposts
06-21-2007, 10:12 PM
Also, the titles of Elegant Angel's movies do the exact same thing, and his lyrics are mostly just a repeat of said title.

mmm, not so. And Why you gotta break balls?

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-21-2007, 10:13 PM
mmm, not so. And Why you gotta break balls?

Yes so. First "song" of his I ever heard was repeating "Cum Drenched Tits" over and over, which was also the title of the movie.

King Of Fakeposts
06-22-2007, 12:48 AM
Yes so. First "song" of his I ever heard was repeating "Cum Drenched Tits" over and over, which was also the title of the movie.
Listen to Teenage Anal Addicts, go on.

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-22-2007, 12:51 AM
Listen to Teenage Anal Addicts, go on.

At work.

Edit: And I'm firmly of the opinion that music shouldn't exist in porn. Maybe for one that claims to have a story, but never during the sex scenes.

Akira
06-22-2007, 04:07 AM
Yeah, he isn't really all that "revolutionary" or anything. Hell the last 2 movies I bought came with thier soundtracks on a separate cd.


I've heard more than a few of the "theme songs" of his.....yeah, he's one more reason I hate having music in porn.
Have you seen any of the big Vivid Alt features yet? Girls Lie and Dana DeArmand Does The Internet have pretty good soundtracks. And they are mixed almost perfectly: they never really draw attention to themselves in any of the "scenes", and in the non sex parts they play about the same volume as songs in a mainstream movie or TV show.

Akira
06-22-2007, 04:08 AM
Also, the best porn related music ever is on this album:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/df/Sexorcist.jpg/599px-Sexorcist.jpg

Fucking classic!

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-22-2007, 04:09 AM
I haven't watched a Vivid movie in years.

AAlgar
06-22-2007, 04:12 AM
I actually did a cover of some porn music using Apple's Garage Band software (I needed something simple and repetitive). It was actually kinda fun.

Check it out. (http://web.mac.com/aalgar/iWeb/Daily%20Features/Me%21/B0F4E9B5-95F2-4409-97FE-8F75A26F8748.html)

Akira
06-22-2007, 04:16 AM
I haven't watched a Vivid movie in years.

Nither have I, but they signed Eon McKai (of Kill Girl Kill, Art School Sluts, and Nu-Wave Hookers fame) and gave him a studio imprint to run as his very own, so I sat up and took notice. I've gotten 3 of their films so far (Girls Lie, Dana DeArmand Does The Internet, and Rebelle Rousers) and have liked all three. And on thier major releaces they are pretty generous with extras, and I really like thier packaging. Definately in my top 3 of favorite companies currently (Red Light and Jules Jordan Productions being the other two)

Thomas Mauer
06-22-2007, 05:08 AM
Check out Lords of Acid for some more funny porn music. They made a bunch of albums a couple years ago.