Make up a mini-series you'd want to read

[Dave S.]

So create your own mini-series, title and all, and the writer/artist of your choice. It would make sense to use an existing character. But whatever.

Dan Slott's "Awesome Andy: Even Awesomer"

[Jerome Gibbons]

Oh, I've said it so many times it has lost its mean by now, I think...

[Vonn Hennigar]

Preachers Sex Investigators vs Sandman's Dead Boy Detectives.

[Howlett]

DC Comics Presents - "We're very, very, very sorry..." an Infinite Crisis Epilogue.

[Ray G.]

DC Comics Presents - "We're very, very, very sorry..." an Infinite Crisis Epilogue.

In the DC thread, I joked that the new Flash series should be titled "The Flash: We're so very sorry. Can we please pretend the last year didn't happen?"

[Jerome Gibbons]

In the DC thread, I joked that the new Flash series should be titled "The Flash: We're so very sorry. Can we please pretend the last year didn't happen?"

Heh.


So what's the deal, are they bringing Wally back?

[Howlett]

In the DC thread, I joked that the new Flash series should be titled "The Flash: We're so very sorry. Can we please pretend the last year didn't happen?"

I thought that WAS the working title for the new series? Or was that just me projecting? :shifty:

[AAlgar]

Giant Man vs. Giant Sized Man Thing vs. The Thing

[Susan BANthony]

My inevitable Dazzler mini is called "Dazzler: Deader Than Disco."

[AAlgar]

My inevitable Dazzler mini is called "Dazzler: Deader Than Disco."

Well, I suppose the thread isn't called "make up a mini-series anyone else would want to read."

[Susan BANthony]

Well, I suppose the thread isn't called "make up a mini-series anyone else would want to read."

Now you're just trying to get me to ban you because you have no willpower. :miffed:

[Howlett]

Now you're just trying to get me to ban you because you have no willpower. :miffed:

:lol:

[AAlgar]

Now you're just trying to get me to ban you because you have no willpower. :miffed:

Well, yes. But to be fair, I was mocking your incomprehensible love of Dazzler long before I had a death wish.

[Ray G.]

Well, I suppose the thread isn't called "make up a mini-series anyone else would want to read."

It's not?

Sweet! Anarky/Outburst Team-Up here we come! :D

[Hate_Prime]

Stan Lee Fucks...

[JoeE]

"Dan DiDio kills the DC Universe"

Oh wait, they already published Infinite Crisis.

[InBendiswetrust]

Marvel Comics Presents - "We're very, very, very sorry..." a Civil War Epilogue.
There I fixed it for you.

[The Human Target]

Haunted Tank AMERICA!!!!!

Published by:
DC Comics, Vertigo

Story by:
Adrian B AWESOME
BWC Boston
And The Human Target

Art by:
Mike Allred


See this thread (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=107909&highlight=Haunted+Tank+America) for details!!!!!!!!

[Howlett]

There I fixed it for you.

Funny, doesn't LOOK like you added in references to OYL, 52, Countdown and raping the wallets of people for nearly two years with pointless tie-in's and crossovers. 'Cause thats the only way you could've :)

*strokes his Civil War comics like an Irish man strokes a beloved pint of beer*

[chazbot]

ZOMBIE BLACK GOLIATH VS. THE MARVEL UNIVERSE

Written by Dwayne McDuffie
Art by Ron Lim


Watch your ass, Black Goliath is back, and he wants brains!!!

[Dark Sasha]

How Galactus got his groove back!

[Greenville 90210]

Nomad: Father's Day

Aunt May :hearts: Running Errands

Punisher: The day after Mardi Gras

All written by me.

[Maestro]

Wolverine vs. Carnage

[VonDoom]

Batman: Dark Knight Detective

by Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev

[Masculine Todd]

DC Comics Presents - "We're very, very, very sorry..." an Infinite Crisis Epilogue.

DC Comics Presents - "Convoluted Contuniuty for Dummies (Post-Crisis-Crisis version) "

A seventy-two part daily (not weekly) maxi-series in which all the writers get drunk, high, blitzed, buzzed, stoned, shit-faced, bamboozled, bum-rushed, bedazzled and try to make sense of what the hell is up with this whole multiverse thing and what they were actually thinking when writing Infinite Crisis.

[Howlett]

DC Comics Presents - "Um, yeah, we're not sure what the fuck happened"

A seventy-two part daily (not weekly) maxi-series in which all the writers get drunk, high, blitzed, buzzed, stoned, shit-faced, bamboozled, bum-rushed, bedazzled and try to make sense of what the hell is up with this whole multiverse thing.

And a worm eats time.

Again.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Oh, I've said it so many times it has lost its mean by now, I think...

Oh fuck it, I love saying it:



I WANT A WHAT IF...? MINISERIES WHERE PETER PARKER AND JESSICA JONES BECOME A COUPLE IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!! Written by Bendis and drawn by Gaydos.

Even Bendis is sick of hearing me say that. :)

[Masculine Todd]

And a worm eats time.

Again.

But only one timeline, and a few of those characters come over to another timeline but it turns out they were actually de-aged versions of a parallel version of pre-crisis heroes...from the future...or something. Oh, and a Flash dies.

[Howlett]

But only one timeline, and a few of those characters come over to another timeline but it turns out they were actually de-aged versions of a parallel version of pre-crisis heroes...from the future...or something. Oh, and a Flash dies.

And Superman cries on the first issue cover.

Again.

[Dan McLellan]

Marvel Comics VS. The Internet.

By Bill Jemas and Rob Liefeld
Covers by Frank "Sperm Bank" Miller

[Masculine Todd]

And Superman cries on the first issue cover.

Again.

And someone says "This ends NOW!!!" at least three times.

[Masculine Todd]

Marvel Comics VS. The Internet.

By Bill Jemas and Rob Liefeld
Covers by Frank "Sperm Bank" Miller

Chuck Austen with panel breakdowns?

[Howlett]

And someone says "This ends NOW!!!" at least three times.

In the same fight.

Oh, and "Nothing will ever be the same again" until next issue, when it'll be exactly the same in the sense that nothing will make sense, it'll be boring, Superman will be crying for some reason and a worm will be found, almost dead from overeating some weird wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey type stuff.

[chazbot]

Marvel Comics VS. The Internet.

By Bill Jemas and Rob Liefeld
Covers by Frank "Sperm Bank" Miller

all we would ever see is five pages of promo art for it

nothing ever again afterward

[Dan McLellan]

Chuck Austen with panel breakdowns?

The main plot would be about how Wolverine is Ben Reilly. He gets a job at DC and kills everyone while making gay jokes.

This first storyline takes place in a 2 hour span and takes 48 issues of premiere format decompressed style comics each with 12 variant covers by Miller. Every forth issue contains a puzzle piece that when combined forms a picture of winner of the Epic competition getting ear-fucked by Skullektra.

Mark Steven Johnson is writing the script for a Brett Ratner produced version of Joel Schumaker's film.

Oh and Cable gets a big gun.

[chazbot]

The main plot would be about how Wolverine is Ben Reilly. He gets a job at DC and kills everyone while making gay jokes.

This first storyline takes place in a 2 hour span and takes 48 issues of premiere format decompressed style comics each with 12 variant covers by Miller. Every forth issue contains a puzzle piece that when combined forms a picture of winner of the Epic competition getting ear-fucked by Skullektra.

Mark Steven Johnson is writing the script for a Brett Ratner produced version of Joel Schumaker's film.

Oh and Cable gets a big gun.

I'd buy it, but only as long as Cable has extremely large and unneccessary shoulder pads

[Howlett]

The main plot would be about how Wolverine is Ben Reilly. He gets a job at DC and kills everyone while making gay jokes.

This first storyline takes place in a 2 hour span and takes 48 issues of premiere format decompressed style comics each with 12 variant covers by Miller. Every forth issue contains a puzzle piece that when combined forms a picture of winner of the Epic competition getting ear-fucked by Skullektra.

Mark Steven Johnson is writing the script for a Brett Ratner produced version of Joel Schumaker's film.

Oh and Cable gets a big gun.

I'll buy 47 and a half copies :ecstatic:

[Dan McLellan]

I'll buy 47 and a half copies :ecstatic:

Good man. I've made my millions.

[Howlett]

Good man. I've made my millions.

Oh shit... I didn't realise they were foil enhancd, wrap around, 3D, scratch'n'sniff, lick'n'taste covers :(

Now I need to sell a kidney.

....

....

....

Where's Adam Witt? He still has a kidney I think :shifty:

[Masculine Todd]

The main plot would be about how Wolverine is Ben Reilly. He gets a job at DC and kills everyone while making gay jokes.

This first storyline takes place in a 2 hour span and takes 48 issues of premiere format decompressed style comics each with 12 variant covers by Miller. Every forth issue contains a puzzle piece that when combined forms a picture of winner of the Epic competition getting ear-fucked by Skullektra.

Mark Steven Johnson is writing the script for a Brett Ratner produced version of Joel Schumaker's film.

Oh and Cable gets a big gun.


Why are you on a message board? Go fucking pitch. Remember, we knew you before you were the "Homophobic Wolverine is the gay Ben Reilly working for DC" guy.

[Dan McLellan]

Why are you on a message board? Go fucking pitch. Remember, we knew you before you were the "Homophobic Wolverine is the gay Ben Reilly working for DC" guy.

I'm on a message board!

Now why would I ever actually try to PROACTIVELY change the comics industry???

That's just crazy talk!

[chazbot]

Why are you on a message board? Go fucking pitch. Remember, we knew you before you were the "Homophobic Wolverine is the gay Ben Reilly working for DC" guy.

but, if they do the homophobic gay ben reilly storyline, then what will Wolverine Origins use as the big reveal 30 issues from now!?!?!?!

[Howlett]

but, if they do the homophobic gay ben reilly storyline, then what will Wolverine Origins use as the big reveal 30 issues from now!?!?!?!

Robo-Bestiality?

We're going to find out he fucked Grimlock in the Avengers/ Transformers crossover :Panic:

[Dan McLellan]

but, if they do the homophobic gay ben reilly storyline, then what will Wolverine Origins use as the big reveal 30 issues from now!?!?!?!

Wolverine is a giant storm cloud instead of BlenderHat!

[Bryan H]

Robo-Bestiality?

We're going to find out he fucked Grimlock in the Avengers/ Transformers crossover :Panic:

9 Months later Grimlock gives birth to Wolverbot.

A Wolverine who transforms into a robotic dinosaur? That's like printing money.

[Donal DeLay]

Trigger MacLiamour, the smoking gun detective of Hammer City.

Written by Benito Cereno, and drawn by Scott Iwahashi, Eric Canete, or Mike Mignola.

[Tom Burgos]

Awesome Andy and Ditto (the only good thing from Slott's She-Hulk run in my opinion)
Dan Slott writer
Stuart Immonen artist

A She-Hulk/Spider-Woman team-up book.
Marc Andreyko writer
Frank Cho artist

Valkyrie
Walt Simonson writer
Adam Hughes artist

[Howlett]

9 Months later Grimlock gives birth to Wolverbot.

A Wolverine who transforms into a robotic dinosaur? That's like printing money.

No, no, no, no, no, NO!!! Don't be stoo-pid... he gives birth to what will eventually become Albert from Larry Hama's run on Wolverine, after it travels back in time.

Like any DECENT x-character. It's not cool if there isn't convoluted time-travel shit. Just look at Cable.

[Black Roman]

I AM working on a bunch of potential mini-series and series.

[Exar_Kun]

Infinte Perfect Strangers

Starring Prime Punch and Jason Todd...of earth prime something

[andrew french]

12 issues of dini writing batman and robin with darwyn cooke drawing.

[Blake Sims]

A Morrison/ Quitely mini series featuring some really strange DC or Marvel character.

[Sam Little]

12 issues of dini writing batman and robin with darwyn cooke drawing.

Yes!