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Jonny Z
06-11-2007, 07:10 AM
this dude's girlfriend is just about the hottest thing i've ever seen... motherfucker...

http://howardstern.com/archive.hs?h=1081

WillieLee
06-11-2007, 07:11 AM
That girl that was with the Train dude was better. This chick is hot, but she looks like the standard Playboy model girlfriend. Or were you talking about Will?

SteveFlack
06-11-2007, 07:12 AM
eh, she's cute.

But nothing really that special.

-Steve!

Dennis K
06-11-2007, 07:12 AM
She seems rather dime a dozen-ish to me

Deej
06-11-2007, 07:13 AM
She is very cute! But damn...that picture of her sitting next to Artie...is scary! He could so easily just crush her.

WillieLee
06-11-2007, 07:15 AM
She is very cute! But damn...that picture of her sitting next to Artie...is scary! He could so easily just crush her.

ARTIE HUNGRY!

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
06-11-2007, 07:17 AM
Adam Levine taps more ass than a Donkey Farmer.

TheKraken
06-11-2007, 07:20 AM
Adam Levine taps more ass than a Donkey Farmer.

And sings like a donkey, oddly enough...

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
06-11-2007, 07:36 AM
And sings like a donkey, oddly enough...

I actually think he's got a decent white-boy soul/disco voice. I've heard worse.

Los
06-11-2007, 07:37 AM
And sings like a donkey, oddly enough...

He's always at this one Karaoke spot that I go to. He does some pretty good Al Green.

TheKraken
06-11-2007, 07:39 AM
He's always at this one Karaoke spot that I go to. He does some pretty good Al Green.

That's hilarious...

Akira
06-11-2007, 07:49 AM
Meh. She's ok I guess

lonesomefool
06-11-2007, 08:08 AM
Chick's dig the sensitive dudes!!!

Ok, maybe not, more like they dig the sensitive dudes who have money and fame.....but I digress.

As for Maroon 5, not my kind of music, but I can think of worst band's. Plus for as much as I dislike their music, at least they have a somewhat distinct sound, for the life of me I cannot tell most of the current emo/punk bands apart.

Dood Lee
06-11-2007, 08:20 AM
She doesn't have big boobies. :no:

Los
06-11-2007, 08:26 AM
That's hilarious...

:lol:
It really is. The girls are all over it though.

On another note, Seth Mcfarlane (creator of family) also goes to that Karaoke bar. That guy has an awesome voice.

Garth
06-11-2007, 08:28 AM
She is cute, but GOD, Artie looks like Jabba the Hut

Ben Weldon
06-11-2007, 08:39 AM
Adam Levine is incredibly hot but there is just something inherently douche bagey about him that puts me off my stroke, and that sort of thing doesn't normally bother me.

Blandy vs Terrorism
06-11-2007, 08:44 AM
She is very cute! But damn...that picture of her sitting next to Artie...is scary! He could so easily just crush her.


ARTIE HUNGRY!

I'd pay big money to see that!

The Human Target
06-11-2007, 12:35 PM
In this thing, The Z and I agree.

Jef UK
06-11-2007, 12:38 PM
Can I fuck her instead?

silverboy
06-11-2007, 12:45 PM
You guys who don't think she's hot are insane. Like a girl like that would every talk to you or me.

I'll probably pick up the new Maroon 5 disc soon. Not because of the hot girlfriend, though, because it sounds pretty good.

Bedlam66
06-11-2007, 12:51 PM
eh, she's cute.

But nothing really that special.

-Steve!

Yup

Jef UK
06-11-2007, 12:53 PM
You guys who don't think she's hot are insane.

:)

I agree.

Dood Lee
06-11-2007, 01:00 PM
You guys who don't think she's hot are insane. Like a girl like that would every talk to you or me.


I talk to a lot of women who are just as beautiful as she is. If you are having trouble finding some, try going to singles bars or dance clubs. You end up meeting a lot of really nice girls.

silverboy
06-11-2007, 01:09 PM
I talk to a lot of women who are just as beautiful as she is. If you are having trouble finding some, try going to singles bars or dance clubs. You end up meeting a lot of really nice girls.

:lol: Didn't come here for advice on women.

bartleby
06-11-2007, 01:40 PM
I had a somewhat amusing Maroon 5 anecdote that I was going to post, but just as I was finished typing it out, I remembered that it was actually Hobastank.

bartleby
06-11-2007, 01:41 PM
I talk to a lot of women who are just as beautiful as she is. If you are having trouble finding some, try going to singles bars or dance clubs. You end up meeting a lot of really nice girls.

I always find these posts amusing.

Bryan H
06-11-2007, 01:43 PM
For those that listened to the show, she's got a twin sister.

Not identical, but I believe Adam's words were that she was "fine as hell."

Jerome Gibbons
06-11-2007, 01:45 PM
this dude's girlfriend is just about the hottest thing i've ever seen

Really?

bartleby
06-11-2007, 01:47 PM
Really?

It's amazing how much sitting next to Artie Lange does for one's relative attractiveness.

Jonny Z
06-11-2007, 01:47 PM
Really?

i'm a sucker for short blondes with tight bodies and cute faces. that's my type if i ever had one.

Dood Lee
06-11-2007, 02:12 PM
I always find these posts amusing.

How so?

Hate_Prime
06-11-2007, 02:25 PM
She's the type of hot, sexy but sort of a sweet and innocent and playful demeanor, that I just want to foul her face with my filthy geek spunk... That ain't too creepy is it?

That keyboardist for whatsisface's band last week who Artie got her phone number and asked out, now she was hot. I liked her attitude.

Jonny Z
06-11-2007, 02:47 PM
She's the type of hot, sexy but sort of a sweet and innocent and playful demeanor, that I just want to foul her face with my filthy geek spunk... That ain't too creepy is it?

That keyboardist for whatsisface's band last week who Artie got her phone number and asked out, now she was hot. I liked her attitude.

yeah, she was a hottie too.

also, i like the fact that adam levine's girl is like 21. geez... thats the perfect age for me, 20-21

Hate_Prime
06-11-2007, 03:21 PM
Ooh, she has a wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Galt). Artie's girl, that is. Hope she wasn't just full of shit and/or Artie doesn't screw up. Be awesome if he hooks up with her.

nitabsoto
11-14-2012, 10:20 PM
Why fu*** . Adam Levine and Maroon 5 (http://articleclick.info/article.php?id=45) band are doing great job, then why fu****

batroc the leaper
11-15-2012, 06:20 AM
Why fu*** . Adam Levine and Maroon 5 band are doing great job, then why fu****

:thumb:

Ben
11-15-2012, 06:21 AM
Why fu*** . Adam Levine and Maroon 5 band are doing great job, then why fu****That's a good question. Jonny?

MIKE D
11-15-2012, 06:31 AM
That is the greatest first post in the entire sorry history of the Internet.

thatguyfromsyracuse
11-15-2012, 06:40 AM
Why fu*** . Adam Levine and Maroon 5 band are doing great job, then why fu****

Well that's the real question isn't it? Why fu*** indeed!

bert
11-15-2012, 06:46 AM
I'm DYING to know what the last 3 letters in "fu***" are!


I mean. . I'm kinky as all hell, but I can't figure it out!

Urgur the Gurgur
11-15-2012, 06:47 AM
I'm DYING to know what the last 3 letters in "fu***" are!

I mean. . I'm kinky as all hell, but I can't figure it out!

Haven't you ever seen a Masculine Todd post? The last three letters are ccc.

gibbEy
11-15-2012, 07:01 AM
Why fu*** . Adam Levine and Maroon 5 band are doing great job, then why fu****

It's a mystery.

thatguyfromsyracuse
11-15-2012, 07:03 AM
He just join. He is human, not robot.

gibbEy
11-15-2012, 07:35 AM
He just join. He is human, not robot.

Hello, robot!

BriRedfern
11-15-2012, 07:40 AM
haven't you ever seen a masculine todd post? The last three letters are ccc.

HA!

Out loud and everything.

bachman
11-15-2012, 07:57 AM
If you ever want to flush out guys that are still angry about girls not dating them in high school, call an attractive girl attractive.

Ben
11-15-2012, 09:01 AM
If you ever want to flush out guys that are still angry about girls not dating them in high school, call an attractive girl attractive.Seems like he was mad at the guy dating the attractive girl, not the girl.

dEnny!
11-15-2012, 09:06 AM
I bet Jonny was happy with Adam Levine's guest starring role on AMERICAN HORROR STORY ASYLUM.

Michael-Deery
11-15-2012, 09:28 AM
I'm DYING to know what the last 3 letters in "fu***" are!


I mean. . I'm kinky as all hell, but I can't figure it out!


It's fudge

bachman
11-16-2012, 07:38 AM
Seems like he was mad at the guy dating the attractive girl, not the girl.

My apologies for not being specific. I was addressing those that refer to a hot girl as "ok" or "meh, she's ok". Like a few blokes in this thread have done.

Ben
11-16-2012, 07:41 AM
My apologies for not being specific. I was addressing those that refer to a hot girl as "ok" or "meh, she's ok". Like a few blokes in this thread have done.Oh, I see what you mean.

thatguyfromsyracuse
11-16-2012, 07:46 AM
My apologies for not being specific. I was addressing those that refer to a hot girl as "ok" or "meh, she's ok". Like a few blokes in this thread have done.

YOU'RE a bloke!

Ben
11-16-2012, 07:50 AM
YOU'RE a bloke!Bachman just doesn't think you're that hot.

bachman
11-16-2012, 07:50 AM
YOU'RE a bloke!

I accept that.

Jonny Z
11-16-2012, 07:55 AM
That's a good question. Jonny?

:surrend:

thatguyfromsyracuse
11-16-2012, 07:58 AM
Bachman just doesn't think you're that hot.

Well what does he know?!

Ben
11-16-2012, 08:17 AM
Well what does he know?!He knows what he likes (and doesn't like)!

thatguyfromsyracuse
11-16-2012, 08:19 AM
He knows what he likes (and doesn't like)!

He doesn't know nothing! I'm hot!!

Jonny Z
11-16-2012, 08:20 AM
you think he's tappin Miss Piggy now?

http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/21.jpg

BriRedfern
11-16-2012, 10:47 AM
Aguilera is so fucking hot.

THis is her last week.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1178636.1349817363!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/christina-aguilera-2012-ama-nominations.jpg

You go ahead and call that Miss Piggie if you want. I will call it a woman that I would start and finish fucking in under 4 minutes.

Brother Power the Gong
11-16-2012, 10:53 AM
Aguilera is so fucking hot.

THis is her last week.

You go ahead and call that Miss Piggie if you want. I will call it a woman that I would start and finish fucking in under 4 minutes.

Yes to the title. No to this post.

BriRedfern
11-16-2012, 10:57 AM
Yes to the title. No to this post.

I thought she was hotter back in the day, but I don't find her unattractive today. She exudes sexy regardless of the weight she has put on and I definitely don't think Ms Piggie when I see her. Though JZ's picture is pretty funny.

Jonny Z
11-16-2012, 10:59 AM
Aguilera is so fucking hot.

You go ahead and call that Miss Piggie if you want. I will call it a woman that I would start and finish fucking in under 4 minutes.

just make sure you don't do it on white sheets. Cheetos stains are a bitch to remove.

http://www.urbanmoms.ca/trend_watch/cheetos.jpg

BriRedfern
11-16-2012, 11:02 AM
:lol:

Brother Power the Gong
11-16-2012, 11:03 AM
just make sure you don't do it on white sheets. Cheetos stains are a bitch to remove.

http://www.urbanmoms.ca/trend_watch/cheetos.jpg

Exudes!

dEnny!
11-16-2012, 11:03 AM
Aguilera is so fucking hot.

THis is her last week.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1178636.1349817363!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/christina-aguilera-2012-ama-nominations.jpg

You go ahead and call that Miss Piggie if you want. I will call it a woman that I would start and finish fucking in under 4 minutes.

Going for four in a row?

dEnny!
11-16-2012, 11:04 AM
I'm not an Aguilera fan, but it's not due to her looks.

Patton
11-16-2012, 12:03 PM
I'm not an Aguilera fan, but it's not due to her looks.
Indeed.

But yeah I definitely think they boned and I don't blame him.

Jim Schnobrich
11-16-2012, 12:11 PM
My apologies for not being specific. I was addressing those that refer to a hot girl as "ok" or "meh, she's ok". Like a few blokes in this thread have done.

Different strokes, bro.

bachman
11-16-2012, 12:13 PM
My personal cut-off is when the stomach meets or exceeds the width of the bust, and it looks like Christina has hit that mark. Oh well. I'm sure she's devastated that she'll never get a piece of this!


(I'm pointing to my cock'n'balls)

Caley Tibbittz
11-16-2012, 10:04 PM
Aguilera is so fucking hot.

THis is her last week.

You go ahead and call that Miss Piggie if you want. I will call it a woman that I would start and finish fucking in under 4 minutes.

Even when the performances are subpar, there are always two good reasons to watch the Voice -- the left reason, and the right reason.