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The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-25-2007, 03:17 PM
I love the taste of most alcoholic drinks. I love the way I feel when I'm drunk. And most of all, I love the fact that it excuses my poor behavior.

But there are other things that make me think it's no way to live. Mostly, the thought of what I'm doing to my body.

But anyway, it's a nice dream.

I'm drunk right now, if you're wondering.

Howlett
05-25-2007, 03:18 PM
And most of all, I love the fact that it excuses my poor behavior..

No, it really doesn't.

bachman
05-25-2007, 03:19 PM
if you're wondering.

I wasn't.

RebootedCorpse
05-25-2007, 03:19 PM
You've really got to stop doing this.

who cares?
05-25-2007, 03:20 PM
i think more people than you realize have the potential to be alcoholics.... most people who are unhappy with their life, which, let's face it, is quite a few people....

i guess that's where "self restraint" and "self control" comes in.......

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-25-2007, 03:20 PM
You've really got to stop doing this.

o, I really haven't.

And who are you? You're 12. Stop tewlling mwe what to do.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-25-2007, 03:21 PM
I wasn't.

Put me on uignore or leave me alone. I';m sick of you.

Vonn Hennigar
05-25-2007, 03:22 PM
Even Zevad feels embarrassed for you nowadays.

Now that is truly sad.

bachman
05-25-2007, 03:22 PM
You can do anything you put your mind to.

If you start drinking more often, you'll become a better, more relaxed person. Practice when you're alone too... Practice makes perfect.

Perfect alcoholism.

Master Jack Rabbitt
05-25-2007, 03:23 PM
No, it really doesn't.

Indeed.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-25-2007, 03:23 PM
Never mind. I don't want to be banned.

I nneed this place.

RebootedCorpse
05-25-2007, 03:25 PM
Why can't you be a happy drunk?

gibbEy
05-25-2007, 03:25 PM
You can do anything you put your mind to.

If you start drinking more often, you'll become a better, more relaxed person. Practice when you're alone too... Practice makes perfect.

Perfect alcoholism.

You're never drinking alone.

The Lord counts as a person.

RegularJoe
05-25-2007, 03:26 PM
No, it really doesn't.

i whole-heartedly concur. 'sorry, i was drunk' ain't no excuse.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-25-2007, 03:26 PM
Why can't you be a happy drunk?

Because I'm not happy soner. I can pretend to, be, and fool most people, but I'm fucking miserable and could burst into tears at a moments notice. I hate everything about myself and everybody else. I wish the world would just go away andleave me alone.

The Craig
05-25-2007, 03:28 PM
So is this a regular thing, your writing the message board equivalent of the smelly old drunk tramp wandering aimlessly assuring people his life is fine?

The Craig
05-25-2007, 03:28 PM
Because I'm not happy soner. I can pretend to, be, and fool most people, but I'm fucking miserable and could burst into tears at a moments notice. I hate everything about myself and everybody else. I wish the world would just go away andleave me alone.

Clearly not. Scrap my last!

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-25-2007, 03:28 PM
I hate everything and everyone.

Albert
05-25-2007, 03:29 PM
I love the taste of most alcoholic drinks. I love the way I feel when I'm drunk. And most of all, I love the fact that it excuses my poor behavior.

But there are other things that make me think it's no way to live. Mostly, the thought of what I'm doing to my body.

But anyway, it's a nice dream.

I'm drunk right now, if you're wondering.

"love"?

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-25-2007, 03:30 PM
Peace out, playas.

gibbEy
05-25-2007, 03:30 PM
I hate everything and everyone.

Even puppies?

bachman
05-25-2007, 03:35 PM
"excuses"?

jason hissong
05-25-2007, 03:44 PM
me too

RebootedCorpse
05-25-2007, 03:50 PM
Why you drink so much, my friend? Please go home, Mr. Bailey. This is Christmas Eve.

adam_warlock_2099
05-25-2007, 03:58 PM
Why you drink so much, my friend? Please go home, Mr. Bailey. This is Christmas Eve.

Probably the same reason that I drink so much. Once you have done it for so long, you can't remember why you started, but damned if your going to go without it.

Hense, my signature quote. The truest thing ever spoken.

Simps
05-25-2007, 04:00 PM
Sigh, send me a PM whenever this needs to be closed.

Hock
05-25-2007, 04:02 PM
:beer:

Albert
05-25-2007, 04:02 PM
Sigh, send me a PM whenever this needs to be closed.

"now"?

jason hissong
05-25-2007, 04:04 PM
:beer:

Briomega
05-25-2007, 04:04 PM
Even Zevad feels embarrassed for you nowadays.

Now that is truly sad.

QFT

RebootedCorpse
05-25-2007, 04:06 PM
Sigh, send me a PM whenever this needs to be closed.

:)

Howlett
05-25-2007, 04:06 PM
Sigh, send me a PM whenever this needs to be closed.

Hold on a second now Ben... I just had a thought...

Wouldn't it be better to leave it open? I mean, then instead of starting another one, he could just bump (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=114630) this later :shifty:

MIKE D
05-25-2007, 05:01 PM
Switch to pot. Lord knows I'm feelin' real mellow right now.

dave g
05-25-2007, 05:21 PM
[QUOTE=Technofear;3120502]I love the fact that it excuses my poor behavior.[QUOTE]

That excuse doesn't last for long.

Word of advice--getting drunk, then going on the computer almost never works out well. ...for the love of god, don't email any ex girlfriends or anything like that.:Oops:

Jerome Gibbons
05-25-2007, 05:24 PM
That excuse doesn't last for long.

Word of advice--getting drunk, then going on the computer almost never works out well. ...for the love of god, don't email any ex girlfriends or anything like that.:Oops:

...you're gonna make him feel more depressed...

dave g
05-25-2007, 05:24 PM
Because I'm not happy soner. I can pretend to, be, and fool most people, but I'm fucking miserable and could burst into tears at a moments notice. I hate everything about myself and everybody else. I wish the world would just go away andleave me alone.

Read that quote when your sober. It might remind you that drinking doesn't help. If your'e in a shitty mood sober, it'll just escalate that mood when your'e drunk.

Howlett
05-25-2007, 05:25 PM
...you're gonna make him feel more depressed...

No, he's going to give him ideas.

dave g
05-25-2007, 05:27 PM
No, he's going to give him ideas.

lol, I'm gonna get blamed for whatever he does now, aren't I?:-?

Howlett
05-25-2007, 05:28 PM
lol, I'm gonna get blamed for whatever he does now, aren't I?:-?

Not by me. It's just a sad fact.

Jerome Gibbons
05-25-2007, 05:32 PM
No, he's going to give him ideas.

I meant because...

Technofear comes on here all the time to complain about how he's depressed because he's never been with a woman and stuff, so I don't know about any 'ex-girlfriends' he could e-mail...

Ben
05-26-2007, 11:15 AM
I love the fact that it excuses my poor behavior.

That excuse doesn't last for long.

Word of advice--getting drunk, then going on the computer almost never works out well. ...for the love of god, don't email any ex girlfriends or anything like that.:Oops:"ex girlfriends"?

WillieLee
05-26-2007, 11:17 AM
"ex girlfriends"?

Just because he's never known the touch of a woman doesn't mean he hasn't been involved in relationships. Whether they knew it or not.

John Drake
05-26-2007, 11:25 AM
Smells like wine.

bachman
05-26-2007, 11:47 AM
[QUOTE=Technofear;3120502]I love the fact that it excuses my poor behavior.[QUOTE]

That excuse doesn't last for long.

Word of advice--getting drunk, then going on the computer almost never works out well. ...for the love of god, don't email any ex girlfriends or anything like that.:Oops:

"girlfriends"?

Oh, someone already made that joke.

Ummm...

"love of god"?

Jef UK
05-26-2007, 12:13 PM
Alcohol is a depressant, Techno.

The Human Target
05-26-2007, 12:24 PM
Even Zevad feels embarrassed for you nowadays.

Now that is truly sad.

Har!

dave g
05-26-2007, 01:53 PM
Alcohol is a depressant, Techno.

Doesn't that just mean it slows your body down?

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 02:18 PM
Hold on a second now Ben... I just had a thought...

Wouldn't it be better to leave it open? I mean, then instead of starting another one, he could just bump (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=114630) this later :shifty:

Good thinking.

Drunk again.

Thudpucker
05-26-2007, 02:25 PM
So? It's not like it's hard to become drunk, anyone can do it very easily. Why do people feel the need to announce it like they have acomplished something cool?

I have an announcement too, I guess: after showering this morning, I used an earswab and cleaned my ears. whooo-hoooo! My ears are clean right now!

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 02:26 PM
So? It's not like it's hard to become drunk, anyone can do it very easily. Why do people feel the need to announce it like they have acomplished something cool?

I have an announcement too, I guess: after showering this morning, I used an earswab and cleaned my ears. whooo-hoooo! My ears are clean right now!

Thank you, Oprah.

RebootedCorpse
05-26-2007, 02:27 PM
So? It's not like it's hard to become drunk, anyone can do it very easily. Why do people feel the need to announce it like they have acomplished something cool?

I have an announcement too, I guess: after showering this morning, I used an earswab and cleaned my ears. whooo-hoooo! My ears are clean right now!

Did you then call up a girl you liked and told her about the ear wax and how its removal will allow you to listen to her better, then threaten to kill yourself?

Thudpucker
05-26-2007, 02:28 PM
Did you then call up a girl you liked and told her about the ear wax and how its removal will allow you to listen to her better, then threaten to kill yourself?

Damn it, a missed opprotunity :sad:

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 02:30 PM
I need to be saved.

RebootedCorpse
05-26-2007, 02:30 PM
I need to be saved.

Shaved?

xyzzy
05-26-2007, 02:30 PM
I need to be saved.

You need professional help. Go get it.

Briomega
05-26-2007, 02:32 PM
I need to be saved.

Posting about it here probably isn't going to do that. You should really seek professional help before things get out of hand.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 02:32 PM
You need professional help. Go get it.

You're on the list of people I'm really not going to lidsten to, as well. It's obvious you don't like me.

WillieLee
05-26-2007, 02:35 PM
You need professional help. Go get it.


Posting about it here probably isn't going to do that. You should really seek professional help before things get out of hand.

It's been suggested multiple times before. Technofear would rather stick with his current schtick.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 02:37 PM
It's been suggested multiple times before. Technofear would rather stick with his current schtick.

ITts not a schtick. It's how I feel. Do you remember emotion? Ever felt one?

Briomega
05-26-2007, 02:39 PM
ITts not a schtick. It's how I feel. Do you remember emotion? Ever felt one?

Yet, you don't seem to want to get what you need. If this is real and you really feel the way you've posted, you should really seek help. Posting about it isn't going to help you in the longterm and opening yourself up to ridicule certainly won't make things better.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 02:42 PM
Yet, you don't seem to want to get what you need. If this is real and you really feel the way you've posted, you should really seek help. Posting about it isn't going to help you in the longterm and opening yourself up to ridicule certainly won't make things better.

I'm not looking for help.

I'm not looking for anything. I've given up on everything and everyony years ago. I just have the balls to voice my beliefs when alcohol has loosened my tongue.

Mister Mets
05-26-2007, 02:42 PM
You're on the list of people I'm really not going to lidsten to, as well. It's obvious you don't like me.
Dude, xyzzy's response was appropriate.

If you want a stranger's intervention to improve your life, you may be in need of a professional's help.

WillieLee
05-26-2007, 02:42 PM
ITts not a schtick. It's how I feel. Do you remember emotion? Ever felt one?

Oh please. Several people have taken you seriously and tried to offer you ways to make yourself feel better but you respond with rudeness and continue with your self-pity.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 02:43 PM
I'm not listening to any of you. Leave me alone.

xyzzy
05-26-2007, 02:56 PM
You're on the list of people I'm really not going to lidsten to, as well. It's obvious you don't like me.


I'm not looking for help.

I'm not looking for anything. I've given up on everything and everyony years ago. I just have the balls to voice my beliefs when alcohol has loosened my tongue.

Whether or not I like you has nothing to do with the fact that all signs point to clinical depression.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 02:57 PM
Whether or not I like you has nothing to do with the fact that all signs point to clinical depression.

Yes it does. You're just being cruel to me. Leave me alone.

chazbot
05-26-2007, 02:59 PM
I'm not listening to any of you. Leave me alone.

hmmm... late to the party.
but i love to drink as well
so cheers
let's break out the wiskey :D

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 03:00 PM
hmmm... late to the party.
but i love to drink as well
so cheers
let's break out the wiskey :D

I ended the night drinking a glass of wine I found on the bar.

chazbot
05-26-2007, 03:02 PM
I ended the night drinking a glass of wine I found on the bar.

well... the night will just be starting here
but basically im spending the evening at a Bat Mitzvah party
with tons of people i don't know
so imma only gonna have 1-2 beers... seems the smart way to go.

Justin.Strange
05-26-2007, 03:02 PM
I'm not listening to any of you. Leave me alone.

...Then....What's the point of all this?

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 03:03 PM
...Then....What's the point of all this?

There is no point. There's no point to anything I do.

chazbot
05-26-2007, 03:05 PM
There is no point. There's no point to anything I do.

I dunno... probably, the point to you using a toilet to urinate in is to keep the pee from soaking in to your clothes and walking around with the smell on you if you didn't.


small victories my friend, small victories

jason hissong
05-26-2007, 03:07 PM
I'm not looking for help.

I'm not looking for anything. I've given up on everything and everyony years ago. I just have the balls to voice my beliefs when alcohol has loosened my tongue.

then you don't really have balls at all.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 03:07 PM
then you don't really have balls at all.

No, I don't. I'm a gutless wretch of a man.

jason hissong
05-26-2007, 03:10 PM
No, I don't. I'm a gutless wretch of a man.

:beer:

xyzzy
05-26-2007, 03:10 PM
Yes it does. You're just being cruel to me. Leave me alone.

Generally speaking, I don't torture my enemies by encouraging them to get help for their problems.

http://www.clinical-depression.co.uk/

Look into it.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 03:11 PM
Generally speaking, I don't torture my enemies by encouraging them to get help for their problems.

http://www.clinical-depression.co.uk/

Look into it.

No.

John Drake
05-26-2007, 03:13 PM
http://www.dartmouth.edu/~chd/resources/depression/questions.html
http://psychologyinfo.com/depression/faq-depression.htm

might help.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 03:14 PM
Stop it. I'm getting this locked.

John Drake
05-26-2007, 03:15 PM
Stop it. I'm getting this locked.

Finally.

Justin.Strange
05-26-2007, 03:16 PM
There is no point. There's no point to anything I do.

The fuck dude? Your girlie took you out of her Top 8?

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-26-2007, 03:16 PM
I'm not depressed. I'm just drunk.

John Drake
05-26-2007, 03:18 PM
I'm not depressed. I'm just drunk.

That can show your real feelings.

Justin.Strange
05-26-2007, 03:19 PM
I'm not depressed. I'm just drunk.

...shall the the quote on your tombstone if you don't shapen the fuck up.

The Zevad
05-28-2007, 05:47 PM
I love the taste of most alcoholic drinks. I love the way I feel when I'm drunk. And most of all, I love the fact that it excuses my poor behavior.

But there are other things that make me think it's no way to live. Mostly, the thought of what I'm doing to my body.

But anyway, it's a nice dream.

I'm drunk right now, if you're wondering.

Dude......