Jessica Alba Has Swallowing Problems!

[Vonn Hennigar]

Poor Dear. :twisted:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Vonn_Hennigar/j-alba-gq-006lo.jpg

[Amos Moses]

Uh oh, I see ribs. Not a good sign.

[Patton]

must be why I can see her ribs.

[gibbEy]

And she's getting REALLY fat!

:scared:

[Whip]

She'd better fix that problem before she starves -- she looks like she's well on her way!

[ZombieSpeedball]

Don't worry, I'll teach her. :twisted:

[JoeE]

Yeah, a cheeseburger would be wise. She doesn't look healthy.

[moonspider]

jessica alba and the word 'swallow' in a thread......yep, that's the magic of math!

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

What happend to her cans? They always seemed bigger. What up with that??

[Fusion]

Ummm yeah, I think I'm kinda to blame for her swollowing problem.... Sorry! :Oops:

[Akira]

What happend to her cans? They always seemed bigger. What up with that??


Uh oh, I see ribs. Not a good sign.

must be why I can see her ribs.

She'd better fix that problem before she starves -- she looks like she's well on her way!

Yeah, a cheeseburger would be wise. She doesn't look healthy.
That's why.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Uh oh, I see ribs. Not a good sign.


must be why I can see her ribs.


She'd better fix that problem before she starves -- she looks like she's well on her way!


Yeah, a cheeseburger would be wise. She doesn't look healthy.

Oh, for Christ's sake...

... it is possible for a woman to be slim and not have an eating disorder! She doesn't look that much different than she always has to me anyway, if at all. When she starts looking like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, then we should start to worry.

Let's get some perspective here, fellas.

[Akira]

Oh, for Christ's sake...

... it is possible for a woman to be slim and not have an eating disorder! She doesn't look that much different than she always has to me anyway, if at all. When she starts looking like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, then we should start to worry.

Let's get some perspective here, fellas.

My point isn't that she has an eating disorder, just that by losing weight, she's lost some of her bust as well.

[John Drake]

This looks photoshopped.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

This looks photoshopped.

I was thinking the same thing. Her head looks...A little off. Did she lose weight from her skull??

[ZombieSpeedball]

Maybe all that lost weight is just invisible.

[Joe Henderson]

I'd say she's eating just fine, since this is from a couple days ago:

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0705/jessica-alba-bikini-02.jpg

[bachman]

Look, we all know that the perfect woman is one who is skinny, but with large breasts. It's a very beautiful and rare thing, but it is also a fine line.

If she loses weight she may lose some of the bust, but if she gains weight she may become a fatty. Now if made to choose, wouldn't you rather have a skinny girl, then a fat one? Let's lay off the skinny hotties for a day, ok?


http://blogsap.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nbc_the_more_you_know1.jpg

[Buk Was Right]

Look, we all know that the perfect woman is one who is skinny, but with large breasts. It's a very beautiful and rare thing, but it is also a fine line.

If she loses weight she may lose some of the bust, but if she gains weight she may become a fatty. Now if made to choose, wouldn't you rather have a skinny girl, then a fat one? Let's lay off the skinny hotties for a day, ok?


http://blogsap.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nbc_the_more_you_know1.jpg

Camile Paglia? Is that you?

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Look, we all know that the perfect woman is one who is skinny, but with large breasts. It's a very beautiful and rare thing, but it is also a fine line.

If she loses weight she may lose some of the bust, but if she gains weight she may become a fatty. Now if made to choose, wouldn't you rather have a skinny girl, then a fat one? Let's lay off the skinny hotties for a day, ok?


http://blogsap.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nbc_the_more_you_know1.jpg

I like skinny girls, but not disgustingly skinny. I also like women with a little meat on their bones. I basically like women. If I find them attractive, I like them. Word.

[Akira]

Look, we all know that the perfect woman is one who is skinny, but with large breasts. It's a very beautiful and rare thing, but it is also a fine line.

If she loses weight she may lose some of the bust, but if she gains weight she may become a fatty. Now if made to choose, wouldn't you rather have a skinny girl, then a fat one? Let's lay off the skinny hotties for a day, ok?


http://blogsap.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nbc_the_more_you_know1.jpg

Speak for yourself sir. I'll take a size 16 over a size 6 any day. I like waists, hips and thighs on my women, thank you.

[Foolish Mortal]

Speak for yourself sir. I'll take a size 16 over a size 6 any day. I like waists, hips and thighs on my women, thank you.
I concur and endorse this statement.

If I had to choose between skinny or plump, give me plump. :thumb:

[RegularJoe]

fuck, guys, i weigh upwards of 170 and if i barely suck it it you can see my ribs up that high. it's nothing.

[gibbEy]

I like skinny girls, but not disgustingly skinny. I also like women with a little meat on their bones. I basically like women. If I find them attractive, I like them. Word.

Agreed.

[Bervda]

I love that skinny girls get treated like shit on this board by guys who would be upset if their chunky dream girls received the same verbal treatment from another person. :roll:

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Agreed.

Aw, dude, I knew you'd agree with me. It's almost like we're...soulmates or something...connected at a higher level...:)

[Akira]

p.s. Mia Tyler is a fucking GODDESS
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1145/miatylerowseditorials00ub0.jpg
I'd slit an undisclosed number of throats for a chance with her.

[gibbEy]

Aw, dude, I knew you'd agree with me. It's almost like we're...soulmates or something...connected at a higher level...:)

We're both drunks.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

We're both drunks.

Well, I don't think...Allright, yeah, a little bit maybe.

[Boris the Blade]

She was slim before. But, y'know, so tight you could break a 2 by 4 off her.

She's startin' to look a little bit on the skinny side.

[JoeE]

The ribs don't bother me that much, but her arms looks really weird.

[bachman]

I love that skinny girls get treated like shit on this board by guys who would be upset if their chunky dream girls received the same verbal treatment from another person. :roll:

Thank you.

"Eat a cheeseburger" is a common response to some pics of skinny girls on here, yet I've never seen anyone type "Put down the cheeseburger" regarding a chunky chick, cuz that would be mean.

[gibbEy]

Thank you.

"Eat a cheeseburger" is a common response to some pics of skinny girls on here, yet I've never seen anyone type "Put down the cheeseburger" regarding a chunky chick, cuz that would be mean.

Eat a cheeseburger.

[bachman]

p.s. Mia Tyler is a fucking GODDESS
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1145/miatylerowseditorials00ub0.jpg
I'd slit an undisclosed number of throats for a chance with her.

She's ok, but she's just a few pounds away from a gut and love handles spilling over her pants. Like I said, it's a fine line and I've seen lots of hot "curvy" girls become overweight quickly and easily.

[bachman]

Eat a cheeseburger.

Why thank you, I have been working out...

[Akira]

I love that skinny girls get treated like shit on this board by guys who would be upset if their chunky dream girls received the same verbal treatment from another person. :roll:

since when is stating a preference treating someone like shit?

[gibbEy]

Why thank you, I have been working out...

:)

[Akira]

She's ok, but she's just a few pounds away from a gut and love handles spilling over her pants. Like I said, it's a fine line and I've seen lots of hot "curvy" girls become overweight quickly and easily.

Here's the thing though: I like that. Love handles and a little gut can put a smile on my face.

[Amos Moses]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-can-has-cheezburger.jpg

[Vonn Hennigar]

p.s. Mia Tyler is a fucking GODDESS
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1145/miatylerowseditorials00ub0.jpg
I'd slit an undisclosed number of throats for a chance with her.

That's the fattest thing i've seen today, and i've been on safari.


Okay maybe not but christ that's just a plain fat chick.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Here's the thing though: I like that. Love handles and a little gut can put a smile on my face.

I'm not so much into that, but a little bit of meat is fine. But, like I said, I'm basically a whore when it comes to women, because, for the most part, I like 'em all.

[bachman]

Here's the thing though: I like that. Love handles and a little gut can put a smile on my face.

Oh.

Well ok then. (fades away into the bushes)

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

You know whats really funny about this thread? The headline reads "Jessica Alba Has Swallowing Problems" but there haven't been nearly as many BJ jokes as I was expecting. What the hell is happening here people?

[Akira]

That's the hottest thing i've seen today, and i've been babewatching.


Okay maybe not but christ that's just a plain hot chick.

Fixed

[gibbEy]

You know whats really funny about this thread? The headline reads "Jessica Alba Has Swallowing Problems" but there haven't been nearly as many BJ jokes as I was expecting. What the hell is happening here people?

We're evolving...

[Akira]

I'm not so much into that, but a little bit of meat is fine. But, like I said, I'm basically a whore when it comes to women, because, for the most part, I like 'em all.

Ditto, but when it comes to my preference, give me a wide bodied hottie every time.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

We're evolving...

Well that sucks. Evolving is for nerds.

[gibbEy]

Well that sucks. Evolving is for nerds.

Well, you and I aren't...

[Wastrel]

Ditto, but when it comes to my preference, give me a wide bodied hottie every time.

you should post more pics. i... um... need convincing.:D

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Well, you and I aren't...

Yeah, cause we're all awesome and stuff. Radical.

[John Drake]

So there's definitely no photoshop involved?

[gibbEy]

you should post more pics. i... um... need convincing.:D

He's not wrong.

[Wastrel]

He's not wrong.

and i dont actually need convincing. what, do you not want him to post more or something? :-? :)

[Akira]

you should post more pics. i... um... need convincing.:D

I can't post my favorite pics of her here.

[Vonn Hennigar]

I can't post my favorite pics of her here.

Please don't, i just ate.

[Akira]

Please don't, i just ate.

You should teach Jessica Alba how to do that.

[Akira]

And honestly, between this thread and your hate of the Luke Cage mini artwork, I'm beginning to question both your taste and your eyesight. :mistrust:

[NickT]

Oh, for Christ's sake...

... it is possible for a woman to be slim and not have an eating disorder! She doesn't look that much different than she always has to me anyway, if at all. When she starts looking like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, then we should start to worry.

Let's get some perspective here, fellas.
Please Techno, the modern day Adonis' of the Bendis board are casting their eye over the poorly formed!

[Jerome Gibbons]

Look, we all know that the perfect woman is one who is skinny, but with large breasts.

I love curvy women...



...but the 'skinny girl with big boobs' look is a bit of a 'fetish' of mine...





God, I'm creepy.

[Dark Sasha]

I love curvy women...



...but the 'skinny girl with big boobs' look is a bit of a 'fetish' of mine...





God, I'm creepy.

Well you are the Sexcopter.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Well you are the Sexcopter.

Ah, that's true.

[gibbEy]

and i dont actually need convincing. what, do you not want him to post more or something? :-? :)

Yes! I do...of course...wait...what?

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

You can see ribs easier if someone is pushing their chest out.

[manbearpig]

What happend to her cans? They always seemed bigger. What up with that??

That was the first thing I noticed too. They're little sqeaks now.

[chazbot]

That was the first thing I noticed too. They're little sqeaks now.

Sounds like someone needs to do some upclose investigating!

[manbearpig]

Sounds like someone needs to do some upclose investigating!

Ooh, you're naughty.

[Colby]

fuck, guys, i weigh upwards of 170 and if i barely suck it it you can see my ribs up that high. it's nothing.

...

...a/s/l?