View Full Version : In other news, Naked man in high heels escapes the police.

04-27-2007, 06:26 AM
McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's high heels was the cause of a building lockdown by police in downtown McMinnville. The unidentified man was spotted sitting on a bench on the basement floor of a nearly vacant medical building Wednesday afternoon.
After a call to 911 dispatchers, two McMinnville police units responded and were assisted by deputies from the Yamhill County Sheriffs Office and the Oregon State Police. The building was locked down and surrounded, but alas, no naked man.
The man was described as 40 to 50 years old, bald or with short white hair, of thin to medium build.
He was last seen running down one of the building's hallways in the heels, police said.

04-27-2007, 06:28 AM
Now this is the type of news we need more of here! Screw politics, I want to laugh!

04-27-2007, 06:29 AM

04-27-2007, 06:34 AM
I guess he had nothing to go with those high heels.

04-27-2007, 06:36 AM
And my wife complains about how hard they are to walk in...

04-27-2007, 07:33 AM
And my wife complains about how hard they are to walk in...

They are! They're KILLER. To hear of a naked man running and escaping from police while wearing them is pretty remarkable. o_o

Evan the Shaggy
04-27-2007, 08:03 AM
Cocaine's a helluva a drug.