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ronmol3x
04-11-2007, 01:07 PM
So theres a new fuckstick at my job. My boss who prolifically uses profanity saw the new financial liason officer from our office headquarters. He walks past us and when he was out of earshot my boss asks ‘’Whose that fuckstick? New?’’. Over time I’ve come to know my boss’s use of profanity. The meaning behind the language ‘’Ass fucker, shit lips, Killer fuck, and others. Now when may boss called this financial liason guy fuckstick, it was meant as an unhanded compliment at his young manhood, his virility.

Poor bastard doesn't know what he's in for he'll be called fuckstick for months to come

LenNWallace
04-11-2007, 01:08 PM
"You sayin' there's somethin' wrong with my gear?!"

Jef UK
04-11-2007, 01:08 PM
Now when may boss called this financial liason guy fuckstick, it was meant as an unhanded compliment at his young manhood, his virility.

Did your boss become unhanded in some sort of woodshop accident?

jason hissong
04-11-2007, 01:27 PM
that seems like a great place for morale.

half guard
04-11-2007, 01:29 PM
Did your boss become unhanded in some sort of woodshop accident?

:twisted:

DrMachine
04-11-2007, 01:30 PM
Liar!

There is NO WAY you have a job.

JABSEN
04-11-2007, 01:31 PM
Damn, I thought this was about the new Fuckstick.


My old one's pretty obsolete.

Buk Was Right
04-11-2007, 01:31 PM
that seems like a great place for moral.

i think morale is what you were shooting for here...

although the moral of the story is certainly "don't be a fuckstick".

Jerome Gibbons
04-11-2007, 01:32 PM
Heh, you've reminded me of that Bizarro type character in Wanted.

ronmol3x
04-11-2007, 01:35 PM
My boss is old school didn't go to college worked his way up. Morals who said anything about morals I was talking about work