My Uncle & I Have Decided. The Greatest Song Lyric Ever IS...

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

"I'm Mista 187 with my dick in yo mouth, bitch."

"We've got your record company surrounded! Put down the candy and let the little boy go!"

[nihilance]

"And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh"

[DAVE]

I like this one: "Could be a little pop lockin if your girl's top droppin
But watch for cockblockin on my coochie stock options"
That's some sound financial advice there.

[Masculine Todd]

I respectfully disagree.

Best lyric ever:

"Let's play this game called 'when you catch fire, I wouldn't piss to put you out'" -- Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do by Fall Out Boy

[TheKraken]

"Your body goes to waste every minute you don't give it to me." - Electric Six, "Devil Nights." Doubles as the best lyric ever and the best pick-up line ever...

[mattbrand]

"And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh"

Very good one.

One of mine:

"I'm bold as love, just ask the Axis."

[Gregory]

"First we shut 'em up, and then we shut 'em down." -- Springsteen

[Masculine Todd]

Oh, and this one is a new favorite:

It doesn't mean she's got eyes for me. She probably just wants my bones, you see -- Flathead by The Fratellis

[bachman]

"I don't get along with myself, and I'm not too keen on anyone else."

[SteveFlack]

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!"

-Steve!

[Masculine Todd]

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!"

-Steve!

What a horrible time for pop culture.

How did that gain such mainstream prominence.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

It's hilarious to me how seriously people are taking this thread.

[RebootedCorpse]

Well, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night. Now, they blew up his house too.

[PeterSparker]

Well, I'm a sucker for the classics:


I like big butts, and I can not lie

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Well, I'm a sucker for the classics:


I like big butts, and I can not lie


I want that played at my funeral.

...

... I'm only slightly joking when I say that.

[GelfXIII]

Ahhhh, I knew you'd be surprised!

[Los]

The Kraken's was awesome. But I really like this one..

My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it. - Cursive

[Generic Poster]

I've always been partial to this one from Elvis Costello:

"I said 'I'm so happy I could die'; She said 'drop dead,' and left with another guy."

[CapnChaos]

Flash! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[TheKraken]

The Kraken's was awesome. But I really like this one..

My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it. - Cursive

It founds its way into my old "Doom sings Electric Six" sig series as one of my favorites:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DoctorDoom/Doom03.jpg

(My all-time favorite was this one)

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[Los]

It founds its way into my old "Doom sings Electric Six" sig series as one of my favorites:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DoctorDoom/Doom03.jpg

(My all-time favorite was this one)

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Doom Sings Electric Six is always a highlight!

[SteveFlack]

What a horrible time for pop culture.

How did that gain such mainstream prominence.

Because it's an awesome song. Deal with it, emo-boy.

-Steve!

[PeterSparker]

Doom Sings Electric Six is always a highlight!word!


:D

[NickT]

One always makes me laugh, from Shakira:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

I don't know why, it just seems odd :)

[TheKraken]

I've always been partial to this one from Elvis Costello:

"I said 'I'm so happy I could die'; She said 'drop dead,' and left with another guy."

I love that one, too. I'm also very fond of his "The long arm of the law slides up the outskirts of town."

[ImYrWoodbury]

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" and all of its surrounding lyrics

[Colby]

"I flush the toilets of weakness with mushroom clouded hands."

Or, really-

"Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm, something in my veins, bloodier than blood."

[TheKraken]

word!


:D

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[TheKraken]

Nuclear Rabbit, "Champion of the World:" "I once slapped a guy so hard, his MOM lit on fire! And that bitch was in Alaska!"

[Los]

Modest Mouse: "We're goin' down the road towards tiny cities made of ashes
Gonna hit you on the face gonna punch you in your
glasses. Oh no!"

[Chinaski]

I been in this game for 10 years makin' rap tunes, back since the honeys was wearin' sassoons

[Magnum V.I.]

"And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGALMMAz_Wk

[TheKraken]

I been in this game for 10 years makin' rap tunes, back since the honeys was wearin' sassoons

I'll see that and raise you

"I remember those days when I was holdin' back. Back when Star Crunch was a popular snack."

[DaGetHighKnight]

Immortal Technique
"crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared but only the devil responded, cause god wasn't there.

and from a song I wrote..

"My shit was fucked up son straight from the beggining, I should have went to school instead of fucking with the women.

[TheKraken]

Immortal Technique
"crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared but only the devil responded, cause god wasn't there.

and from a song I wrote..

"My shit was fucked up son straight from the beggining, I should have went to school instead of fucking with the women.

I want to hear your song.

[Dreg]

3-2-1, I'm the bomb. And I'm ready to go off in your shit.

[Los]

Pharoahe Monch
Guerrilla monsoon rap, smell the fumes, get in tune wit it
When I attack your city, y'all gon' think Dr. Doom did it

[Matt Jay]

Used to be my homey, used to be my ace, now I want to slap the taste out yo' mouf.

[TheKraken]

3-2-1, I'm the bomb. And I'm ready to go off in your shit.

I am seeing them in about 4 hours. :D

[DaGetHighKnight]

I want to hear your song.

click my myspace link in my Sig, Goto my top friends , E.D.P with the boba fett mask is my music page. I only have 2 songs, its called "Fucked Up". NattyP. sings the second verse. Def. one of my favorite songs ive written, musicly and lyricly.

i would have just gave u the direct link but im at work and i cant see fucking myspace anymore..

[Dreg]

I am seeing them in about 4 hours. :D

Lucky bastard!

[DaGetHighKnight]

"Put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself"

Big Daddy Kane, The Symphony

[Los]

3-2-1, I'm the bomb. And I'm ready to go off in your shit.

Hahaha... Dick Valentine is the shit!

[Coffin Dancer]

I always loved ODB's

"I don't have a problem with you F@#$ing me, but I do have a problem with you not f&%%ing me."

[Adam Witt]

"Flame on!/I'm gone!/I'm so sweet/Like a nice bon-bon."

Best opening lyric to any album is Bob Dylan's Modern Times, which starts with "I was thinkin' about Alicia Keyes..."

[The Hodag]

I didn't read the whole thread, but at the risk of duplication I'm still gonna offer up...


"Never trust a big butt and a smile" / Bel Biv Devoe

[Akira]

"I'm Mista 187 with my dick in yo mouth, bitch."

"We've got your record company surrounded! Put down the candy and let the little boy go!"

And I was ready to come in here and hate. Good show sir. good show. :lol:

[bradical]

wish i was ocean size.

[TheKraken]

"Flame on!/I'm gone!/I'm so sweet/Like a nice bon-bon."

Best opening lyric to any album is Bob Dylan's Modern Times, which starts with "I was thinkin' about Alicia Keyes..."

That record opens with the line, "Thunder on the mountain and there's fires on the moon." The Alicia Keyes line comes later. :wink:

[Adam Witt]

That record opens with the line, "Thunder on the mountain and there's fires on the moon." The Alicia Keyes line comes later. :wink:

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Oh you win this round, sir. But I shall rise again.

:shifty:


:mad:

[UltimateQuintessa]

Dressed in all black like "The Omen" (say what?)
Have your friends singin 'This is for my homey' - Lil' Kim.

[lost in the flood]

And somebody said "Hey man did you see that? His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud"

and this, which is in my opinion the best few lines in any song

Tonight I'll be on that hill 'cause I can't stop
I'll be on that hill with everything I got
Lives on the line where dreams are found and lost
I'll be there on time and I'll pay the cost
For wanting things that can only be found
In the darkness on the edge of town

;)

[bizarro gum]

"I Smashed Her Face In, Just In Case
Coz I Hate Violence"

[Chinaski]

I'll see that and raise you

"I remember those days when I was holdin' back. Back when Star Crunch was a popular snack."


How about this one

"So dont believe what Ren say, cuz he goin out like Kunte Kinte / but im gonna rip on ya Tobey, used to be my homey now ya act like ya dont know me"

[DaGetHighKnight]

"I say lay down and unbutton your bra, they were the biggest damn titties that a nigga ever saw"

Easy-e

[Mylazycat]

"I was walking down 5th avenue when balloon man blew up in my face"

[YouStayClassy]

I don't know....

"Bend your ass on over and touch your toes
Hold your breath, cause I'ma hold my nose"

[Los]

The Roots

The man at hand that rule the school
And reach and teach the blind and find a way from A to Z
And be the most to boast I'm load and proud
The game and reign that remain

[CapnChaos]

All the people are so happy now, their heads are cavin' in.
I'm glad they are a snowman with protective rubber skin.
-They Might Be Giants

[The Hodag]

The Roots

The man at hand that rule the school
And reach and teach the blind and find a way from A to Z
And be the most to boast I'm load and proud
The game and reign that remain

Speaking of The Roots:


I push my seed in her bush for life
Its gonna work because I'm pushin' it right
If Mary drops my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock-N-Roll

[TheKraken]

Speaking of The Roots:


I push my seed in her bush for life
Its gonna work because I'm pushin' it right
If Mary drops my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock-N-Roll


Dummy, just embracing the dope like it's a woman
You burnin' both sides of the rope and keep pullin'
Tuggin', in between Islam and straight thuggin'
Laying everyday around the way and doin' nothin'
See'em looking shaking their head and start shruggin'
If they don't have a mans like mine, they got a cousin
Hey yo you better be a true friend to 'em
Before the shit put an end to 'em
Or give a pen to 'em
Or lock'em up in the studio with a mic
'Cause on the real it might save his life

[Masculine Todd]

"Grey matter milkshake/Drink up while I'm going down/Downtown on the fiery cave that makes such monstrous sounds" -- my band

[chazbot]

"There's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs,
Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away."
- Adam Green from the album Friends of Mine

[Sy-Klone]

Hold on loosely.
But don't let go.
If you cling too tightly...you're gonna lose control.

.38 Special. :) And yes, I'm half kidding with this suggestion. Half.

[Gregory]

Do you take sugar?
One lump or two?

-- Def MUTHAFUKIN Leppard