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RebootedCorpse
04-08-2007, 02:36 PM
"what you gonna do with all that Junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?"

Only not the Fergie version, the Alanis Morissette verison.
Fear has gripped me.

Thommy Melanson
04-08-2007, 02:37 PM
Your job as a father is to keep your kids off the brass pole.*




*all apologies to Chris Rock for swiping his joke.

RebootedCorpse
04-08-2007, 02:38 PM
Your job as a father is to keep your kids off the brass pole.*




*all apologies to Chris Rock for swiping his joke.

Male stripper is an honorable profession. Bigot!

bartleby
04-08-2007, 02:39 PM
Knowing nothing other than this one piece of information, I can only deduce that you are a horrible parent.

ZombieSpeedball
04-08-2007, 02:39 PM
So... what you gonna do with your 9 year old son? Your 9 year old son... throw him in a trunk!

Nah, don't do that. Just punish him severely.

emeraldsundae
04-08-2007, 02:41 PM
Dear Lord.

No sane human being should be singing that song, it shouldn't even exist.




*shudder*
I hate that song so much.

Thommy Melanson
04-08-2007, 02:41 PM
Male stripper is an honorable profession. Bigot!

Call me whatever you wish - you're the one with the Fergalicious kid!

Amos Moses
04-08-2007, 02:42 PM
I don't claim to know anything about parenting, but I suggest you drop him off in the woods for a few days and hope for the best.

ZombieSpeedball
04-08-2007, 02:46 PM
The only cure is to take him to see Grind House. Those who have seen it know what I'm talking about.

emeraldsundae
04-08-2007, 02:49 PM
The only cure is to take him to see Grind House. Those who have seen it know what I'm talking about.

Heh.

Good plan.

RebootedCorpse
04-08-2007, 02:50 PM
I just asked him where he heard that and he said I was watching it on the computer. The only time I watched is from a link from this board.
YOU PEOPLE ARE CORRUPTING MY CHILDREN!

Ben
04-08-2007, 02:52 PM
Has Sesame Street done a parody of this song yet? I'm picturing an elephant and Oscar.

RebootedCorpse
04-08-2007, 02:53 PM
Has Sesame Street done a parody of this song yet? I'm picturing an elephant and Oscar.

Bert and Ernie.

changingshades
04-08-2007, 02:54 PM
You have kids?

*loses remainder of faith in humanity*

Brad N.
04-08-2007, 02:56 PM
You have kids?

*loses remainder of faith in humanity*

I have a near 4-year-old (but you know that). That should really put you over the edge.

RebootedCorpse
04-08-2007, 02:56 PM
You have kids?

*loses remainder of faith in humanity*

Yes, there are people who actually have sex with real girls. It's not a big hoax as you've been thinking.

ZombieSpeedball
04-08-2007, 02:57 PM
I have a near 4-year-old (but you know that). That should really put you over the edge.

Let's hope you're raising the child more appropriately.

Thommy Melanson
04-08-2007, 03:00 PM
...*loses remainder of faith in humanity*

Remainders are never lost, they're simply carried over...






...that may be the single worst math joke in the inglorious history of math jokes.

RebootedCorpse
04-08-2007, 03:00 PM
Let's hope you're raising the child more appropriately.

As long as my kid's noy obsessed with Speedball's taint, I'll be happy.

Brad N.
04-08-2007, 03:02 PM
Let's hope you're raising the child more appropriately.

:)

He's already a big fan of videogames, superheroes (especially Spider-Man), Star Wars, and can surf the internet.

Donal DeLay
04-08-2007, 03:08 PM
I think it's that time to sit your son down and explain why he won't be allowed to get married in several states later on in life.

RebootedCorpse
04-08-2007, 03:10 PM
I think it's that time to sit your son down and explain why he won't be allowed to get married in several states later on in life.

Ha! So far he has only been repeating that same line over and over.

Donal DeLay
04-08-2007, 03:13 PM
Ha! So far he has only been repeating that same line over and over.
He's not singing the rap part from the Fergie video that was said by a man. He's SINGING the very feminine vocals of ALANIS.

I stand by my statement.

:elvis:

RebootedCorpse
04-08-2007, 03:14 PM
He's not singing the rap part from the Fergie video that was said by a man. He's SINGING the very feminine vocals of ALANIS.

I stand by my statement.

:elvis:

SHUT UP!

Donal DeLay
04-08-2007, 03:15 PM
SHUT UP!

:elvis: