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Pat Shatner
03-28-2007, 01:17 AM
Hah! Some of my friends lost their panties to this dude! A real hometown hero. :lol:


By Associated Press
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PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) - A man who reportedly said he has "a problem" was charged with theft and burglary after police said they found 93 pounds of women's panties, brassieres and other underwear at his home in this college town.

Investigators believe Garth M. Flaherty, 24, took as many as 1,500 undergarments from apartment complex laundry rooms before he caught, police Cmdr. Chris Tennant said.

A man was seen taking underwear from two laundry rooms Saturday, a witness recorded his license number, Flaherty was identified from a photographic montage and police found enough underwear to fill five garbage bags in his bedroom, Tennant said.

"He said he had a problem," Tennant said.

Flaherty has been jailed on charges of 12 counts of second-degree burglary and one of first-degree theft.

Police had previously received 12 reports of panty thefts in the northeast part of this town, the part of town where Washington State University is located.

"We were kind of concerned about how to match up bras and panties with victims," Tennant said. "Based on the unique descriptions from a couple of women, we can tie him to those thefts."

The underwear will be held as evidence until the case is resolved, after which their disposition is uncertain, Tennant said.

"Would you really want them back?" he asked. "I would say not."

TIP
03-28-2007, 07:25 AM
"Would you really want them back?" he asked. "I would say not."

:lol:

The Dean
03-28-2007, 07:32 AM
Hahaha!


Gross.

Petey Parker
03-28-2007, 07:35 AM
What? I was planning on donating them to charity when I was done. Don't judge me!!!!!

neophyte
03-28-2007, 07:37 AM
This woulda been funnier if he was wearing them all when he was caught :)

Shane W
03-28-2007, 07:37 AM
This woulda been funnier if he was wearing them all when he was caught :)

Where the hell have you been?

Thomas Mauer
03-28-2007, 07:44 AM
"When he was arraigned at county jail, officers found that he was wearing some of the stolen underwear."

Foolish Mortal
03-28-2007, 07:52 AM
A man who reportedly said he has "a problem" was charged with theft and burglary after police said they found 93 pounds of women's panties, brassieres and other underwear at his home in this college town.

A problem? Him? No Way! He's perfectly normal!

Jacob Lyon Goddard
03-28-2007, 08:28 AM
10 bucks says he reads comics

Taxman
03-28-2007, 08:29 AM
10 bucks says he reads comics20 bucks says you have female lingerie in your stash. :p

Jacob Lyon Goddard
03-28-2007, 08:31 AM
20 bucks says you have female lingerie in your 'stache. :p

yesterday you would have been right
but i just shaved

Taki Soma
03-28-2007, 08:33 AM
well at least he was stealing *clean* underpants

Marc Lombardi
03-28-2007, 08:42 AM
The best part -- This happened in PULLMAN. C'mon. You couldn't name the town any better if you tried.

OS Fitz
03-28-2007, 08:45 AM
All I could think of when I read that yesterday was "Happosai incarnate."

Lyfeforce
03-28-2007, 09:01 AM
All I could think of when I read that yesterday was "Happosai incarnate."

+50 cool points for the ref.


and yeah. That's certainly... something.