[ SURVEY ] I'd _____ You, But My _____ Is Too ______

[Cth]

Fill in the blanks..

EXAMPLE:

love to sell my car and get a 350Z. Heck, I'd buy one for
finances just aren't adequate enough at the moment. The market
tenuous right now to consider buying a car for some dumbass from the Internet.

[Gregory]

I'd defenestrate you, but my window is too small.

[costello]

1. teabag
2. UTI
3. demanding

[J.D. Lombardi]

1.anal-ize
2.wee-wee
3.grande

[Caley Tibbittz]

I'd kill you, but my gun is too not loaded, so I'd have to pistol whip you until your retinas detached and your liquefied brain leaked out your ruptured eardrums, and I'm just too damn lazy to bother...

[Thommy Melanson]

I'd rock you, but my amp is too low

[Cth]

Whee!

[Caley Tibbittz]

I'd slap you silly, but my hand is too on fire.

[J.D. Lombardi]

Bendis Board Mad Libs. I love it!!!!

[Ben]

fuck
penis
small

[Caley Tibbittz]

fuck
penis
small

amuse
joke
obvious

[costello]

let
hemmoroid
raw

that one was for ben. I forgot to quote him.

[costello]

fuck
penis
small

I'd let you, but my (_!_) is too (_O_).

[J.D. Lombardi]

I'd let you, but my (_!_) is too (_O_).

:D :twisted: :thumb:

[Thommy Melanson]

I'd film you, but my fluffer is too busy

[Brian Defferding]

I'd falafel you, but my ceiling is too jogging.

[J.D. Lombardi]

I'd falafel you, but my ceiling is too jogging.

I swear this is a foreign sentence placed into a bad english language translator. lol

[Greenville 90210]

amuse
joke
obvious

:rofl:

[Adam Witt]

amuse
joke
obvious

WIN!