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Ethan Van Sciver
03-16-2007, 05:36 PM
In my pants.

dEnny!
03-16-2007, 05:37 PM
:drool:

Albert
03-16-2007, 05:37 PM
In my pants.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images/buttons/report.gif

Ray G.
03-16-2007, 05:37 PM
Awesome. Hoping the parody moratorium is over.

changingshades
03-16-2007, 05:38 PM
no you're fatter

there is a difference

Matt O'Keefe
03-16-2007, 05:38 PM
This thread is useless without pics:razz:

Thudpucker
03-16-2007, 05:39 PM
*gasp* how dare you say that! :-x

Master Jack Rabbitt
03-16-2007, 05:39 PM
Parody? :scared:

Deej
03-16-2007, 05:44 PM
I guess they feel the need to compensate by making millions and millions of dollars! I feel sorry for them...

Bill Nolan
03-16-2007, 05:46 PM
It's not really a parody if the quote is authentic, I think...

Besides, he was just answering a question that somebody asked him.

RebootedCorpse
03-16-2007, 05:48 PM
Viva la parody!

XSaraXPoeX
03-16-2007, 05:49 PM
Isn't it true that the guys who brag are really the ones with very small penis'?

Just what I heard. :blah:

Corey A.
03-16-2007, 05:52 PM
http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/funny%20pics/oh%20snap.jpg

Amos Moses
03-16-2007, 05:52 PM
In my pants.
You're a bigger dick than Simon Cowell? How'd you pull that off?

:cool:

RebootedCorpse
03-16-2007, 05:57 PM
Isn't it true that the guys who brag are really the ones with very small penis'?

Just what I heard. :blah:

I'm hung like a titmouse.

Iron Fist
03-16-2007, 05:59 PM
This thread is hilarious.

Hock
03-16-2007, 06:06 PM
This thread is awesome. But it sucks becayse if I parodied this thread, I'd probably get banned.:(

Matt O'Keefe
03-16-2007, 06:08 PM
This thread is awesome. But it sucks becayse if I parodied this thread, I'd probably get banned.:(

The board is allowing parodies again, the rule isn't stickied and I've seen some since then.

Dennis K
03-16-2007, 06:16 PM
You're a bigger dick than Simon Cowell? How'd you pull that off?

:cool:


Damn, that's what I was going to post. Well done.

Magnum V.I.
03-16-2007, 06:41 PM
The board is allowing parodies again, the rule isn't stickied and I've seen some since then.

The rule got unstickied within the first week it was up, and the few you've seen have met with deletions and 3 day bans.

Sciver can't be banned cause he's a Mod.

Matt O'Keefe
03-16-2007, 06:43 PM
The rule got unstickied within the first week it was up, and the few you've seen have met with deletions and 3 day bans.

Sciver can't be banned cause he's a Mod.

Oh, I was pretty sure the parody ban ended. Oh well...

Fusion
03-16-2007, 06:43 PM
In my pants.

WOW! They must be damn near microscopic! :eek:

Jamie Howdeshell
03-16-2007, 07:00 PM
Sciver can't be banned cause he's a Mod.

yeah, he'll get away with it this time.

but i seriously doubt he'll have the testicular fortitude to start another parody thread anytime soon.

:innocent:

Ethan Van Sciver
03-16-2007, 07:02 PM
yeah, he'll get away with it this time.

but i seriously doubt he'll have the testicular fortitude to start another parody thread anytime soon.

:innocent:

It wasn't a parody thread, I actually said that, and it was quoteworthy.

Jamie Howdeshell
03-16-2007, 07:17 PM
It wasn't a parody thread, I actually said that, and it was quoteworthy.



oh, come on.
don't back-pedal on us, ms. coulter!

man up!

Matt O'Keefe
03-16-2007, 07:21 PM
oh come on. don't backpeddle on us, ms. coulter!

man up!

According to him, he's more man than Simon Cowell, but that's not saying much.

NATE!
03-16-2007, 07:29 PM
I'm hung like a titmouse.

We'll take you at your word. :surrend:

Blandy vs Terrorism
03-16-2007, 07:38 PM
The board is allowing parodies again, the rule isn't stickied and I've seen some since then.

Apparently just in the last couple days, then, since someone was suspended for making one after it was taken down.

Matt O'Keefe
03-16-2007, 07:55 PM
Apparently just in the last couple days, then, since someone was suspended for making one after it was taken down.

Yeah, realized they were still against the rules. That sucks......

Ethan Van Sciver
03-17-2007, 06:43 AM
oh, come on.
don't back-pedal on us, ms. coulter!

man up!
From the thread Simon Cowell: "I'm bigger than Springsteen"

Re: Simon Cowell: "I'm bigger than Springsteen"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirbys corpse View Post
You keep finding new ways to be wrong. Nice work.
Thank god there's no question as to your worth.

Originally Posted by Ethan Van Sciver
It doesn't matter if Bruce is more of an artist than Simon: I'm more of an artist than both of them combined, but I'm not responsible for making SONY billions of dollars. Simon arguably is. So he should bleed them for every nickel he can get.

I wonder what support Kirby's Corpse might offer Simon if he was asking WALMART for the millions he's made them? SONY is a big evil corporation too, aren't they?




Poor little Jamie. Just like in politics, he latches on to some imaginary crime committed by his superiors, and desperately claws and scratches trying to make it stick. :sad:

I love you. ;-)

Jamie Howdeshell
03-17-2007, 07:00 AM
From the thread Simon Cowell: "I'm bigger than Springsteen"

Re: Simon Cowell: "I'm bigger than Springsteen"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirbys corpse View Post
You keep finding new ways to be wrong. Nice work.
Thank god there's no question as to your worth.

Originally Posted by Ethan Van Sciver
It doesn't matter if Bruce is more of an artist than Simon: I'm more of an artist than both of them combined, but I'm not responsible for making SONY billions of dollars. Simon arguably is. So he should bleed them for every nickel he can get.

I wonder what support Kirby's Corpse might offer Simon if he was asking WALMART for the millions he's made them? SONY is a big evil corporation too, aren't they?




Poor little Jamie. Just like in politics, he latches on to some imaginary crime committed by his superiors, and desperately claws and scratches trying to make it stick. :sad:

I love you. ;-)

see, i was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt by ascribing this thread to an attempt at parody.

but now you're saying that you're serious. that you're "more of an artist" than springsteen?

your ego looks a tad bit swollen. you'd best get that checked by a professional before something disastrous happens.

Ethan Van Sciver
03-17-2007, 04:48 PM
see, i was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt by ascribing this thread to an attempt at parody.

but now you're saying that you're serious. that you're "more of an artist" than springsteen?

your ego looks a tad bit swollen. you'd best get that checked by a professional before something disastrous happens.


This is why the real world and it's workings baffles you. For you, slowly, the quote was genuine, the thread wasn't a parody, the sentiment was a joke.

Now, on to Scooter Libby.... :grope:

Shwicaz
03-17-2007, 04:50 PM
ETHAN!!!!




(hi)

Ethan Van Sciver
03-17-2007, 04:54 PM
ETHAN!!!!




(hi)

Hi! :)

Ethan Van Sciver
03-17-2007, 05:33 PM
I've been looking to ban that Dook lover Jamie...just give the word Ethan. :)

Thanks, dEnny! But Conservatives like you and I don't look to silence people like Jamie. They help put the "Balanced" in the Fox News slogan. :cool:

Ethan Van Sciver
03-17-2007, 05:33 PM
Thanks, dEnny! But Conservatives like you and I don't look to silence people like Jamie. They help put the "Balanced" in the Fox News slogan. :cool:

D'oh! You edited your post! Sorry! :scared:

Pat Loika
03-17-2007, 05:58 PM
As someone who has met Ethan in person on multiple occasions, I have to agree with his initial statement...

Wait. That didn't come out right.

P.

changingshades
03-17-2007, 06:03 PM
As someone who has met Ethan in person on multiple occasions, I have to agree with his initial statement...

Wait. That didn't come out right.

P.
the thing in Ethan's Pants didn't come out right?

Hawt?

Ethan Van Sciver
03-17-2007, 06:03 PM
the thing in Ethan's Pants didn't come out right?

Hawt?

It's like Gonzo's nose.

changingshades
03-17-2007, 06:05 PM
It's like Gonzo's nose.

I now am imagining you wearing a cape and helmet on your crotch for foreplay

and again I say HAWT

Stark Raving
03-17-2007, 06:25 PM
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1589/cowellthumbsdownof4.jpg

changingshades
03-17-2007, 06:28 PM
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1589/cowellthumbsdownof4.jpg

Um, how does Simon Cowell masturbate, Alex?

Taxman
03-17-2007, 06:43 PM
I am sure I cannot be the only one who entered this thread in anticipation of a Van Sciver suspension. :p

dEnny!
03-17-2007, 07:09 PM
D'oh! You edited your post! Sorry! :scared:

Um...no...it's uh still there. :scared:

:Oops:

dEnny!
03-17-2007, 07:10 PM
I am sure I cannot be the only one who entered this thread in anticipation of a Van Sciver suspension. :p

Van Sciver will NEVER be suspended. He is my conservative brethren and one heck of an artist...VIVA LE CYBERFROG!

Ethan Van Sciver
03-17-2007, 08:42 PM
I am sure I cannot be the only one who entered this thread in anticipation of a Van Sciver suspension. :p

Aww....so sorry.













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