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sonnylarue
03-11-2007, 09:40 PM
Earth-1 Gail writes the funny books with her hands, but earth-2's Gail has six toes on each foot, and uses their toe-reffic powers to craete even funnier stories....

Blandy vs Terrorism
03-11-2007, 09:41 PM
That depends which Earth's Gail would be willing to include Brother Power the Geek in a Birds of Prey arc.

Brandon191
03-11-2007, 10:05 PM
Which one writes Agent X?

sonnylarue
03-11-2007, 10:07 PM
Which one writes Agent X?

I'm betting that was the 6 toed Gail...

Brandon191
03-11-2007, 10:09 PM
I'm betting that was the 6 toed Gail...

I vote for the six toed freek.

sonnylarue
03-11-2007, 10:14 PM
I vote for the six toed freek.

her amazin writing abilities saved her from a troubled life, on the freak show circut, right next to the guy with all the safety pins in his bottom lip.

c. page
03-11-2007, 10:17 PM
her amazin writing abilities saved her from a troubled life, on the freak show circut, right next to the guy with all the safety pins in his bottom lip.

sadly, i hear that earth 1 gail was not saved from such a fate, even with her normal toes.

sonnylarue
03-11-2007, 10:17 PM
sadly, i hear that earth 1 gail was not saved from such a fate, even with her normal toes.

Air Wave cried for a week.

Brandon191
03-11-2007, 10:19 PM
her amazin writing abilities saved her from a troubled life, on the freak show circut, right next to the guy with all the safety pins in his bottom lip.

Besides having twelve toes, I hear she can do fun tricks with ping-pong balls.

moonspider
03-11-2007, 10:20 PM
one writes deadpool..the other agent x...

c. page
03-11-2007, 10:22 PM
Air Wave cried for a week.

on the plus side, bendis eventually took all the safety pins out of his bottom lip, and then invited her to post on his message board.

so we all win!

Magnum V.I.
03-11-2007, 10:26 PM
on the plus side, bendis eventually took all the safety pins out of his bottom lip, and then invited her to post on his message board.

so we all win!

You mean we're on Earth Fucking 2 :mad:


I just got all my Shirts Embroidered with Earth 1 rules, Earth 2 Sucks!

Blandy vs Terrorism
03-11-2007, 10:57 PM
Man, no one ever likes my ideas... :(

Gail Simone
03-12-2007, 12:17 PM
John Siuntres or however you spell his name makes raisinjack moonshine by pouring vinegar in his underwear and laying out in the sun.

That's why he posts things like this!

Gail

sonnylarue
03-12-2007, 09:24 PM
John Siuntres or however you spell his name makes raisinjack moonshine by pouring vinegar in his underwear and laying out in the sun.
That's why he posts things like this!

Gail

uh-oh, obviously a CRISIS ON EARTH-2 . The toes are in full force.

Ethan Van Sciver
03-12-2007, 09:28 PM
I think Sonny Larue luvs Gail.

c. page
03-12-2007, 09:30 PM
John Siuntres or however you spell his name makes raisinjack moonshine by pouring vinegar in his underwear and laying out in the sun.

That's why he posts things like this!

Gail

maybe, but y'know, it's still damn tasty moonshine.

sonnylarue
03-12-2007, 09:31 PM
I think Sonny Larue luvs Gail.

D'uh, where've you been?

I'm plotting to kill Mr Simone , like the twerpy guy on desperate housewives....

Ethan Van Sciver
03-12-2007, 09:33 PM
D'uh, where've you been?

I'm plotting to kill Mr Simone , like the twerpy guy on desperate housewives....

I know a guy like that. He said he had a Cabbage Patch Kid that looks like me, and he sleeps with it.

sonnylarue
03-12-2007, 09:35 PM
I know a guy like that. He said he had a Cabbage Patch Kid that looks like me, and he sleeps with it.

does the doll have the star 80 mustache you were sportin in orlando in january? ;-)

moonspider
03-12-2007, 09:36 PM
quick...someone put on a whitesnake song!!!!

Ethan Van Sciver
03-12-2007, 09:37 PM
does the doll have the star 80 mustache you were sportin in orlando in january? ;-)

I don't know...I've only been in his bedroom like twice, and he didn't show me the doll.

sonnylarue
03-12-2007, 09:38 PM
actually my affection for gail, is that creepy asexual talk show vibe...

The kind that Rosie O'Donnel used to have for Tom Cruise, before she started feuding with Donald Trump, and Cruise was jumping on Oprah's couch.

sonnylarue
03-12-2007, 09:39 PM
I don't know...I've only been in his bedroom like twice, and he didn't show me the doll.

that's "code" isn't it ...or a euphamisim?

Ethan Van Sciver
03-12-2007, 09:41 PM
that's "code" isn't it ...or a euphamisim?

No, by "doll", I literally mean the Cabbage Patch Kid that looks like me.


Of course he showed me his penis.

c. page
03-12-2007, 09:42 PM
No, by "doll", I literally mean the Cabbage Patch Kid that looks like me.


Of course he showed me his penis.

and was it everything you'd hoped it would be?