You fail.

[Brian Reed]

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.swf

Arrow keys to move.
Z to jump.
X to shoot.
R to reset.
Good luck.

For those of you who are not Ascius, yes you CAN get off the first screen. Spoiler video here:

http://kotaku.com/gaming/hot-flashes/hot-flashes-the-life-ending-adventure-233733.php

[Ascius]

Link is bad... I found someone's fucked up version on a german site... that is some mean-spirited crazy moonspeak

[Brian Reed]

Here's the link Kotaku originally posted.

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

[Busman]

The squirrel fucking rules

[Busman]

So I finally get over the dragon or whatever the fuck it is, to get stomped on. Rad.

[amy]

i suck

[Busman]

Got some more time now that the kids went to bed. I've got a strategy that seems like it could work for the dragon/foot room, but my timing blows a bit, could be I don't quite have a real strategy yet. The Chipmunk room is trivial, but I can't find an exit.

The most annoying part (and this could be because I don't have the right stuff installed) is the fact that collision is not as represented by what's on the screen.

[Busman]

Ok, I tried a few dozen more times and finally came to conclusion that my assumption was incorrect. I went to watch the spoiler film, watched about 2 seconds of it and realized that not having the japanese character set in my firefox was seriously fucking me up. I'm now on the 4th screen.