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Shwicaz
01-27-2007, 08:02 PM
Most of you know that my taste in films runs completely different than most people's on the board.

Some would say I have bad taste. Some would say I have no taste.

So, here, is a look at what I would like to see, and what I thought of it/them.

Thanks to Netflix, I have a steady supply of goodness coming my way.

And here is what I have seen so far:

Elevator To The Gallows
Grade: B+


Somehow I missed this film, which is considered by many to be the start of the 'new wave' of French Film making. It is the first film by Louis Malle, and features a soundtrack by Miles Davis.

The film stars Jeanne Moreau and Maurice Ronet as lovers. They have hatched a plan to kill Jeanne's husband, and all goes according to plan....until a problem with an elevator sets in motion a chain of events that will affect the lives of more than just our young lovers.

This film, shot in black and white, was stark and sparse, but there was something oddly compelling about it. As Ronet tries to get out of his predicament, Moreau spends all night searching for him. Her wide eyed shock and sadness are magnified by the pouring rain and the Miles Davis soundtrack.

Will the lovers reunite and escape the law? Check out this one to find out.



Das Experiment (The Experiment)

Grade: C

I had wanted to see this film for the longest time. It is the story of an ex-journalist who hears about a psychological experiment being conducted. The experiment will involve 20 individuals. They will be put into a prison like environment--the group will be randomly divided--10 will be chosen to be prisoners, and 10 will be chosen to be the guards.

From that moment, the experiment is on. How will the prisoners react to being bossed around? Will the jailers be able to handle the prisoners when they become unruly?

One rule: No matter what happens, all problems must be solved without violence.

But, when people start bucking the system, the experiment goes out of control. The line between right/wrong becomes blurred as people react how they think the people running the experiment want them to act.

Not as shocking as I hoped, and I didn't really understand why the lead character intentionally got people's ire up, but worth a viewing if you like these kind of films.


Dead End
Grade: A

I fucking love this movie. I got it because a friend of mine hadn't seen it.

The story follows a family on their way to visit family for X-Mas. Dad decides to take a short cut, and therein lies the story.

The entire movie takes place on this road. IT is dark, it is winding, and the family seems to be unable to get off of it.

When they stop to assist a woman in white, the movie starts to get eerie. Disappearing family members, a black hearse, a woman in white, and some very macabre events will test this family.

Who is fucking with them? Who is taking the members of the cast one by one? And why? Will anyone be left alive by the time the film ends?

The fun part of this movie is the dialogue. As the situation intensifies, in their panic, the family turns on one another, bringing to light hidden annoyances, and secrets from their past.

The mother and father in this movie are so damn funny. Dark Comedy meets the horror film, and once again, a movie shines with that union.



Friday the 13th
Grade: B

Again, rented this one because my friend had never seen it!!

First off: Kevin Bacon!!

This movie just hits all the right notes.....

*scary music

*creepy atmosphere

*cast of (then) unknowns

*lots of creative killings

*the surprise ending

If you havent seen it, please do. It's a little slow moving, its a little cliched, but its a ball of fun.




Reform School Girls
My grade: C

Don't know why I rented this one. 80's nostalgia I guess. This film stars Sybil Danning and Wendy O. Williams (of the Plasmatics) in a film that is so over the top, i am surprised I didn't like it better than I did.

This reform school is supposed to be a juvenile penitentiary....which is funny because Wendy O. William's character looks to be about 40 years old.

The women hang around wearing nothing but negligee and leather bras as they beat on each other for sex and domination.

Sybil Danning and Pat Ast are the corrupt warden and the enforcer, respectively. Cartoony violence, women prison riots, and branding women on the but to show whose 'girl' they are, this movie is so unrealistic but funny as hell.

This is a 'B' movie with a 'C' list cast that doesn't live up to its full potential.




This Film is Not Yet Rated
Grade: A

A very intriguing documentary that examines the MPAA ratings board. Apparently, the board is shrouded in secrecy. The film makers who submit their films for review are never allowed to see the ratings committee. They don't even know who they are.

The film looks at how some films ratings don't make sense.

Sharon Stone's vagina in Basic Instinct gets an "R"

A love scene in which you catch a glimpse of the woman's pubic hair gets an NC-17.

Jason Biggs fucks an apple pie (with naked butt showing) gets an "R"

Girl (fully clothed) starts rubbing her hands over her crotch (she is wearing underwear, and there is no nudity) gets an NC-17

What gives? Our film makes hires a private investigator to figure out just who these people are and why they hold so much power in hollywood.

Very interesting film for movie buffs like me. Interviews with the makers of 'Boys Don't Cry', "South Park: The Movie", and many others.



Cocaine Cowboys
Grade: A

This documentary is amazing! It follows the rise of violence in the 70's as Miami becomes the hotbed of cocaine importers and drug users.

Interviewing the men who brought it into the country, and detailing how cocaine became a multi-million dollar industry is the point of this film.

Fascinating look at the Columbian chain of drugs--how it gets there and what happens to those who cross them-- is shown in a no holds barred film.

All is laid out, including the shocking violence like the sub machine gun shootouts in the malls of Dadeland.

Many movies have been maid about weed, but this is the first documentary I have seen about the huge American cocaine trade.

Fascinating.


more to come tomorrow.....

Fourthman
01-27-2007, 08:11 PM
This Film is Not Yet Rated
Grade: A

A very intriguing documentary that examines the MPAA ratings board. Apparently, the board is shrouded in secrecy. The film makers who submit their films for review are never allowed to see the ratings committee. They don't even know who they are.

The film looks at how some films ratings don't make sense.

Sharon Stone's vagina in Basic Instinct gets an "R"

A love scene in which you catch a glimpse of the woman's pubic hair gets an NC-17.

Jason Biggs fucks an apple pie (with naked butt showing) gets an "R"

Girl (fully clothed) starts rubbing her hands over her crotch (she is wearing underwear, and there is no nudity) gets an NC-17

What gives? Our film makes hires a private investigator to figure out just who these people are and why they hold so much power in hollywood.

Very interesting film for movie buffs like me. Interviews with the makers of 'Boys Don't Cry', "South Park: The Movie", and many others.
The head of the MPAA is now changing the ratings process due mostly (by his own admission) because of the issues this film raises.

Shwicaz
01-27-2007, 08:17 PM
The head of the MPAA is now changing the ratings process due mostly (by his own admission) because of the issues this film raises.

I thought I had heard that.

The whole process is very strange.

They also showed how the appeals process works.

Apparently you are not allowed to compare your film to another film that got by on a lesser rating with more explicit content.

I mean you can watch the film 'Carrie', which features the opening locker room seen of a young girl menstruating, showing her breasts, and few shots of girls crotches (full frontal) and get an 'R' rating, but because a film features 'abberant sex' and shows less, it gets an NC-17.

You are not allowed to know who the people judging your film are.

Oh, and the MPAA keeps two members of clergy on the appeals board--a Catholic priest, and an Episcopalian.

One guy interviewed said he had no clue why 2 members of the clergy were present....that they had always been there, and they always will be, but they have no say in the voting/appeals process, and don't even speak.

One guy interviewed on the same subject said the members of the clergy were part of the discussion, and they were allowed to vote on a film.

Who is lying? Who is telling the truth? Why is the board shrouded is such secrecy?

The frustration showed by the film makers was understandable after seeing what they had to go through.

Fourthman
01-27-2007, 08:21 PM
I think it's because Jack Valenti is/was 100% evil. It's next on my queue so I skipped your description.

artimoff
01-27-2007, 08:26 PM
I recomend the movie " Beat Girl" (1960).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055779/

It's a whole lot of camp fun. I saw it on a VHS tape years ago, I don't know if it's on DVD.

Keith P.
01-27-2007, 08:27 PM
I love Reform School Girls.


"Charlie and Edna have an understanding. Ednas under, and Charlies standing!"

Donal DeLay
01-27-2007, 08:53 PM
A man cuts open a living, conscious man's head and spoon feeds himself from his still talking skull in Hannibal ... Rated R.

Man shows his penis ... Rated NC17.

Welcome to America.

Shwicaz
01-27-2007, 09:13 PM
I recomend the movie " Beat Girl" (1960).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055779/

It's a whole lot of camp fun. I saw it on a VHS tape years ago, I don't know if it's on DVD.

netflix doesn't have it.

Shwicaz
01-27-2007, 09:14 PM
I love Reform School Girls.


"Charlie and Edna have an understanding. Ednas under, and Charlies standing!"


the kitten stomping was hilarious.

Mylazycat
01-27-2007, 09:23 PM
Damn, those reviews make me want to see some of these films.

Ah, to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon flick watching with you, Shwicaz. 8-)

Sean Jackson
01-27-2007, 09:56 PM
For the love of... what do I need to do to make you switch to Blockbuster? Give you a free account?

Shwicaz
01-28-2007, 04:00 AM
For the love of... what do I need to do to make you switch to Blockbuster? Give you a free account?


huh? Please tell me you are kidding.


Why would I switch to blockbuster?

Kirblar
01-28-2007, 04:28 AM
The Stanford Prison Expiriment is definately something people should be familiar with, I was introduced to it in Sociology a few years back.

Shwicaz
01-28-2007, 10:15 AM
The Saint of 9/11

This documentary documents the life of Father Mychal Judge, a franciscan monk who was killed while ministering to the dead and wounded at the World Trade Center on 9/11.

Interviews with the firefighters that he was chaplain for, and their camraderie and their love for Fthr. Judge was ever present. He ministered to the poor and the AIDS infected (something not being done at the time he was doing it).

While he was a gay man himself, the film wisely chose to focus on the works of his whole life, as opposed to the whole gay priest thing. This flick brough tears to my eyes many times. It just goes to show you the power of the individual, and how one man (or woman) can make a difference in the world, if they put their mind to it, and believe.

Grade: A+

Sean Jackson
01-29-2007, 09:20 AM
huh? Please tell me you are kidding.


Why would I switch to blockbuster?

Because they pay my bills.

LordKinbote
01-29-2007, 09:27 AM
A couple of days ago, I went over to the archive of Roger Ebert's "Great Movies" articles and added every movie I hadn't seen to my Netflix queue. My queue is now 240 movies long.

By God, I will be cultured!

King of Mars
01-29-2007, 09:28 AM
For the love of... what do I need to do to make you switch to Blockbuster? Give you a free account?Doesn't Blockbuster edit some of their movies?

Sean Jackson
01-29-2007, 09:44 AM
Doesn't Blockbuster edit some of their movies?

No.

Shwicaz
01-29-2007, 09:48 AM
Because they pay my bills.


sorry about that.

To 'pay your bills', I would have to go out of my way to a video store that I haven't frequented in years.

The majority of the films in my Netflix queue are documentaries and foreign films that are unrated, or rated NC-17.

Since Blockbuster doesn't carry unrated or NC-17 rated films, but only carries the 'R' rated edited versions, they do not carry the majority of the films I want to see.

Sorry. Nothing personal, but your business doesn't carry the product I am looking for.

Keith P.
01-29-2007, 10:10 AM
I totally had a blockbuster employee call me at my house one time after I rented "Kiss me Guido" and "The Sum of Us" both gay movies, and chatted with him a bit. he wanted to know if I was single.

It was kind of unnerving.



















And yes, I fucked him.

Shwicaz
01-31-2007, 04:58 PM
The Weather Underground


edited to add: It's a documentary

Ah, the poor, deluded hippie. They thought they were going to overthrow the government because of their objection to the Vietnam War.

When the war ended, they didn't have much to do.

This movie was unintentionally funny, as you saw these older people, and then they showed footage of them talking all this shit, it was funny.

And rather sad.

Not sure how I felt about this movie yet.

Grade: TBA (I have to sleep on it)

Frozen Sooner
01-31-2007, 05:09 PM
I totally had a blockbuster employee call me at my house one time after I rented "Kiss me Guido" and "The Sum of Us" both gay movies, and chatted with him a bit. he wanted to know if I was single.

It was kind of unnerving.



















And yes, I fucked him.

ALL IS SAID WAS THE MOVIES WERE LATE AND WE WANTED THEM BACK!!!

;)

Shwicaz
01-31-2007, 05:13 PM
The Sum of Us was a horrible film. So 'shmaltzy' (I don't belive I have ever used that word in a sentence, but that fits perfectly).

Russel Crowe as a young gay man was utterly hilarious.

Shwicaz
02-06-2007, 01:24 PM
Series 7: The Contenders

I can't belive how many people have not seen this. I got this for my friend who hadn't seen it.

The movie is made to look like a reality show marathon. The viewer (you) is plunked down into the 7th season/series of a reality show (hence the title 'series 7') in which average, everyday people are drawn at random.

Once the 'contestants' are drawn, the object of the 'game' is for each of the players to kill the others. The last one standing is the 'winner'. But, they have to come back next season, to try to 'win' again. A contestant who has one three times wins their freedom.

The contestants are diverse: A 9 month pregnant woman who has already won the show twice. If she wins this time, her and her baby are scott-free to live their lives.

A retired old crumudgeon who doesn't even want to play

An old nurse, sworn to uphold life.

A terminally ill man.

A teenage girl.

Who will win, who will die?

I love this movie, and the more I watch it, the more I enjoy it. It is very funny (in a 'dark comedy' style), and the film came out right at the beginning of 'survivor' mania, so it was kind of a bit of foreshadowing about how low the reality 'genre' would sink to get viewers.

Very enjoyable.

Grade: B+



Tokyo Godfathers

This little bit of anime intrigued me.

The story follows three homeless people. One is a guy who lost his wife and family due to illness, and lives on the street. One is a gay guy who dresses up as a woman, and one is a young girl who says she can 'go home anytime I want to'.

The three homeless folk get into a situation when they find an abandoned baby on Christmas Eve in the trash with a note attatched to it: "please care for this child".

Who would abandon such a child? And what will this rag tag trio do about it?

Setting out to return the baby to its parents, the road ahead for these three is fraught with danger, twists, turns, and an unexpected bit of emotionality.

each character is very well defined. The movie itself is a bit sad, but also uplifting, as we watch these people who have nothing for themselves do something for another person so that they might have the life that these folks don't.

Is the ending a happy one? Well, rent it yourself and find out.

Grade: B

Shwicaz
02-09-2007, 11:44 AM
The Best of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In

I couldn't even get through the three discs.

I got through two, and bet my sweet bippy that I wouldn't bother with anymore of the discs.

The jokes were repetitive, and about 40 years out of date. Alas.....

Grade: D


Just got Seven Samurai (never seen it), and 'The Woodsman' with Kevin Bacon, so I should have some interesting weekend reviews later.

Mr. E!
02-09-2007, 12:01 PM
A man cuts open a living, conscious man's head and spoon feeds himself from his still talking skull in Hannibal ... Rated R.

Man shows his penis ... Rated NC17.

Welcome to America.

Love it or leave it, commie! :twisted:

Shwicaz
02-11-2007, 01:32 AM
The Woodsman

Don't know how I missed this one.

Kevin Bacon plays a child molester, just out of prison, and trying to adjust to life back in the world. He finds a small apartment across from a school (grades K-6 ), which doesn't bode well for this man convicted and sent away for 12 years for molesting young girls.

Bacon's real life wife, Kyra Sedgwick, plays the brash co-worker who develops feelings for him, but wants to know what his 'secret' is.

Throw in Mos Def as a cop, who constantly checks up on our sex offender, and EVE, who plays the work supervisor who does her best to let everyone know that Bacon is a pederast, and you have a film rife with anxiety and emotion.

There are twists in this film, as Bacon's character is watching the school, he discovers there is another man watching the school, trying to pick up young boys.

Should he tell the police? Will he let this guy do something horrible, becuase they both prey on children? And what of the young blonde girl that Bacon's character starts following? Is she safe? Is he reformed?

This movie, based on the play of the same name, had moments of taught emotion. Bacon and Sedgwick were great in this quiet film.

Tough to watch, but so rewarding for the end.

Grade: A

Shwicaz
02-11-2007, 01:36 AM
Seven Samurai

Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece. Maybe I had heard too much about how good it was and built it up in my head, or something, because I found this movie over long (3 1/2 hours), and sort of slow.

A village set on by roving bandits who took their horses, crops, and rice is going to return to the village after the barley harvest to do it again.

The village decides to hir samurai to protect them and thus begins the film.

The desperation of these people are apparent, as they must decide to fight, or to roll over and beg for mercy.

Toshiro Mifune provides comedy relief (sometimes a bit too much so) for the film as a man who so wants to be a samurai.

The film was alright, I guess, but I think an hour could have been cut off and not affected the flow of the picture much.

Grade: C

Shwicaz
03-05-2007, 02:16 PM
Focus

William H. Macy, Laura Dern, David Paymer, and Meat Loaf (!), star in this drama set back in the days of WWII.

Anti semetism is ragin through America, along with racism, too. William H. Macy plays a nebbish personnel manager who is instructed to get glasses, because the last woman he hired was ethnic. He was instructed to get glasses to make sure that nothing like that happens again.

HIs neighborhood is gearing up to ru the jewish newspaper dealer off the corner because of the 'pro american' viewpoint of many in the neighborhood. A puerto rican woman is beaten and raped, and the word 'nigger' is used profusely.

Welcome to small town america 1930's/40's style. Macy does his part and gets his specs, but once he wears them, his life goes down the shitter. Apparently, his glasses make him look jewish, and this causes him to get demoted, have his neighbors ruin his life and marriage, and turn against him.

All be cause he looks jewish. They know he isn't, but it's all about appearances. I was shocked at how this movie upset me.

Damn good performances all around.

GRADE A

Shwicaz
03-05-2007, 02:21 PM
A Face in the Crowd

This movie stars Patricia Neal and Andy Griffith.

Yes, I said Andy Griffith.

This is an old movie, and Griffith shines as an alchoholic nobody who suddenly becomes one of the most popular people in the nation.

Rescued from an obscure jail drunk tank by Neal, who runs a radio program called 'Face in the Crowd' which takes normal people and showcases them, Griffiths "Lonesome Rhodes" takes the radio listening public by storm.

From the radio its off to movies, and television. With each appearance, Lonesome Rhodes captivates the imagination of the American people.

But, its all an act. He doesn't love his audience, as they love him. He finds them stupid, and like sheep, easily led. And it isn't long before Rhodes' true feelings come out, and it spells the end of the 15 minutes of fame for Rhodes.

HOw does a nobody, who is suddenly a somebody, deal with being a nobody again, and having the world against him...?

An excellent film on the capricious whims of the public, and the facades that celebrities put on in the name of money. Dark, comic, and amazing.

It totally changed my opinion of Andy Griffith as an actor.

GRADE A

Shwicaz
03-05-2007, 02:24 PM
Beaches

2 hours of slow moving, boring women, and their lives.

I remember loving this movie, but rewatching it years later with a bunch of people was both agony and ecstasy.

The agony: Any one of Barbra Hershey's lips saying anything.

The ecstasy: Bette Midler's "Otto Titzling" and the unintentionally 'Oh Industry" number, in which Bette dresses up like a garbage can version of Sgt. Pepper (complete with ratty band coat). "I am the captain", indeed....

The hilarity: When Hershey collapses and her daughter finds her unconcious. The room was howling.

This may be a classic tear-jerker, but the only tears shed were ones of laughter. If you can sit through all 2 hours and 4 minutes of estrogen-rock, then its well worth it for the MST3K experience.

Otherwise, drink some Nyquil and watch anything on Lifetime.

Grade: D

Shwicaz
03-05-2007, 02:28 PM
The Apostle

Robert Duvall, wrote, directed and starred as a southern preacher who gets ousted from his flock due to the church's attitudes, as well as his own actions.

On the run from the law, Duvall goes where the Lord takes him.

Duvall was fucking amazing. I always kind of had a crush on him....he's such a 'man' in all his roles. And to see him so full of faith and energy, even as the forces of God and man close around him was a highlight for me.

Walt Goggins (Shane from THE SHIELD) has a supporting role as a hick mechanic who looks up to Duvall, unaware of his past.

Farrah Fawcett shows up as Duvall's wife, which was a nice surprise.

This isn't a 'fast paced' film...as a matter of fact, its darnright slow, but this film is all about the journey. Duvall takes you into a world that was alien to me, but made it feel right.

I am not religious, but the sermons and the preaching didn't bug me. The energy, the fire of religion, just explodes across the screen.

Duvall really deserved some sort of award for this one, a project he wanted to do for over 15 years.

it was well worth the wait.

GRADE A