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Pat Loika
01-26-2007, 04:12 PM
I was going through some incident reports with the switchboard operator early this morning. As I was thumbing through the reports, the operator started complaining about pain, and talked about wanting an ice pack.

I told her that she's going to have to have to wait till the other operator got in, so someone can cover for her while she's out.

Minutes later, the second operator came in.

I told her to go and get her ice pack.

She came back minutes later, and she places the ice pack over her crotch.

The other operator then asked, "what's wrong?"

"Well, I went out with that black dude I was telling you about."

"..and?"

"...and we, you know...did it. His...thing is so big, it really, really hurt and I'm still sore."

I had to walk out of that room. I can't afford to hear any more details.

God damn it.

P.

Thommy Melanson
01-26-2007, 04:14 PM
You know what they say...

Once you go black, you'll need an ice pack.

jason hissong
01-26-2007, 04:15 PM
it really is like never ending surrealist heaven.

John Drake
01-26-2007, 04:16 PM
:lol:

Beep Beep!
01-26-2007, 04:25 PM
I can't afford to hear any more details.But think of all the material you're getting for HoCal!

Foolish Mortal
01-26-2007, 04:27 PM
Damnit! I asked her if it hurt, and she didn't say a damn thing! :mad:

Ryan Elliott
01-26-2007, 04:28 PM
It's not JUST the black guys...:shifty:

c. page
01-26-2007, 04:37 PM
that's awesome, pat.

when you stay at other hotels for conventions and what not, do you ever look around you and wonder what crazy damn antics go on at them?

Brian Reed
01-26-2007, 04:41 PM
I think I speak for everyone when I say: YOU GET BACK IN THERE RIGHT NOW! WITH A TAPE RECORDER IF NEED BE!

lost in the flood
01-26-2007, 04:59 PM
i seriously never tire from your stories. i just wish a camera followed you around so i can see this stuff happen live.

Magnum V.I.
01-26-2007, 05:02 PM
You know what they say...

Once you go black, you'll need an ice pack.

Winnah!

alexlannin
01-26-2007, 05:11 PM
wow!
I REALLY wanna see this guy (though clothed!)

Pat Loika
01-26-2007, 05:16 PM
that's awesome, pat.

when you stay at other hotels for conventions and what not, do you ever look around you and wonder what crazy damn antics go on at them?

Yes. Most recent example? The Hyatt lobby at Wizard World Chicago.

P.

c. page
01-26-2007, 05:28 PM
Yes. Most recent example? The Hyatt lobby at Wizard World Chicago.

P.

ahhh, the hijinks that ensued there were awesome. good times!

Cuckoo
01-26-2007, 06:30 PM
That was hilarious.

CapnChaos
01-26-2007, 06:32 PM
You should have a documentary crew following you around.

Brian Defferding
01-26-2007, 06:33 PM
She never sausage a huge dick!

Brian Defferding
01-26-2007, 06:34 PM
Winnah!

Wiener!

WillieLee
01-26-2007, 06:35 PM
At least she didn't sit on it.

Brad N.
01-26-2007, 06:39 PM
I'm part black you know...can you guess which part?

changingshades
01-26-2007, 06:41 PM
You know what they say...

Once you go black, you'll need an ice pack.

:rofl:

I'm stealing this for myspace, just so you know

WillieLee
01-26-2007, 06:44 PM
I'm part black you know...can you guess which part?

I could make a joke but it's racist. So like I won't. But if you want you can be outraged or something.

Brad N.
01-26-2007, 06:47 PM
I could make a joke but it's racist. So like I won't. But if you want you can be outraged or something.

Actually, I'm outraged at myself for what I posted but I blame Pat's thread for a brief "Penthouse Forum" reader's lapse in judgement.

Caley Tibbittz
01-26-2007, 06:48 PM
This is the greatest thing I have ever heard, ever.

Jerome Gibbons
01-26-2007, 06:48 PM
Heh.

Jerome Gibbons
01-26-2007, 06:50 PM
I'm part black you know...can you guess which part?

The pupils.

Brad N.
01-26-2007, 07:02 PM
The pupils.

Winnah!

Jerome Gibbons
01-26-2007, 07:18 PM
Winnah!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/tyrant2/take_a_bow.jpg

bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 02:37 AM
ha!

Hate_Prime
01-27-2007, 03:02 AM
Wow. Just...wow.

J. Wilson
01-27-2007, 03:04 AM
Pat is living his own version of "The Surreal Life."

Thommy Melanson
01-27-2007, 05:36 AM
I'm part black you know...can you guess which part?

Your soul :twisted: