We're all gonna die!

[Brian Reed]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/frontpage/story/0,,1996612,00.html

[mewelke]

When?

[WillieLee]

What about bird flu?

[Whip]

Well that sucks.

Better get my SARS mask ready...

[GelfXIII]

Dying's not so bad. It comedy that's hard.

*Gelf13 slips on a banana peel and dies... messily.*

[mewelke]

Dying's not so bad. It comedy that's hard.

*Gelf13 slips on a banana peel and dies... messily.*

"You'll see it's just a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you."

[GelfXIII]

Ahhh, but remember:

But don't you worry.
No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
And an armband made of black cloth
Will some day never more adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.

And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go.

[Brian Reed]

Always look on the bright side of life
(whistles go here)


(I'm so happy a thread finally devolved into The Life of Brian)

[Busman]

"Cast off the shoes! Follow the gourd!"

[tymothil]

"How shall we fuck off, lord?"

Good enough for my 100th post.

[GelfXIII]

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"