I hate milk in my Teat

[Thommy Melanson]

http://www.ifoundbob.com/bblog/uploads/manboobs.jpg

[Keith P.]

My Stabyouinthefaceitis just had a major flare up.

[Thommy Melanson]

My Stabyouinthefaceitis just had a major flare up.

Weird you say that.

I've been having a terrible spell of Clawhammerendinyournostrilsandpopyourskullbacklike asodacantopitis myself.

[Keith P.]

Weird you say that.

I've been having a terrible spell of Clawhammerendinyournostrilsandpopyourskullbacklike asodacantopitis myself.

You wouldn't stand a chance, cause the first thing I'd go for was the hair.

With electric clippers.

Oh yes, yes I would.

[kari]

I think both you boys are in need of a nurse!

For you Keith, I prescribe a gay choir. (so you can pick you mate or have more than one to hurt randomly ;) )
http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/competitions/2003/09/gay_mens_chorus/sing_270.jpg

For you Thommy I got somethin' you can help you through your "Clawhammeritis....ect".

http://dailyabuse.typepad.com/the_daily_drink/images/DSC01058-thumb.JPG

There. Don't you both feel better? ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

You wouldn't stand a chance, cause the first thing I'd go for was the hair.

With electric clippers.

Oh yes, yes I would.

Fine.

You go for the hair.

I'll go for the twig and berries.

With an electric carving knife.

Oh yes, yes I would. :twisted:

[kari]

You wouldn't stand a chance, cause the first thing I'd go for was the hair.

With electric clippers.

Oh yes, yes I would.
:no:

:nodidnt:

:hulk:

[kari]

Fine.

You go for the hair.

I'll go for the twig and berries.

With an electric carving knife.

Oh yes, yes I would. :twisted:

But.....we'll have no more Keith P. stories! :cry:

[Thommy Melanson]

I think both you boys are in need of a nurse!

For you Thommy I got somethin' you can help you through your "Clawhammeritis....ect".

http://dailyabuse.typepad.com/the_daily_drink/images/DSC01058-thumb.JPG

There. Don't you both feel better? ;)

Oh, Veronika and Jewelee?!

Done 'em, but thanx.

So...about this need of a nurse... :heybaby:

[Thommy Melanson]

But.....we'll have no more Keith P. stories! :cry:

There'll be one last one.

And it'll be a doozy :twisted:

[kari]

Oh, Veronika and Jewelee?!

Done 'em, but thanx.

So...about this need of a nurse... :heybaby:

Oh, I'll get back to you with that cleansing enema!! I got to go eat first.

oh the anticipation! :)

[Thommy Melanson]

Oh, I'll get back to you with that cleansing enema!! I got to go eat first.

oh the anticipation! :)

Don't I need to do the enema before you eat, or are you just going in with a spork?

Don't mind Lemmiwinks, he's just the keeper of the gates.

[kari]

Don't I need to do the enema before you eat, or are you just going in with a spork?

Don't mind Lemmiwinks, he's just the keeper of the gates.

Depends on what you ate. ;)

Lemmiwinks better move his furry ass over. :lol:

[Donal DeLay]

I think Thommy just wants an enema.

[Keith P.]

I think Thommy just wants an enema.

They're not that bad.

[Thommy Melanson]

I think Thommy just wants an enema.

This Thommy needs an enema!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/56/JackNicholsonJoker.PNG/300px-JackNicholsonJoker.PNG

[Thommy Melanson]

They're not that bad.

Unless you're underneath the guy with the weakest clench.

[kari]

I think Thommy just wants an enema.

He wants alot of things... A enema is just one of those things in his top five. :lol:

[Foolish Mortal]

I'll give this thread a :thumb::thumb::thumb: out of a possible five. And that's mainly for Kari's posts. :p

[kari]

Unless you're underneath the guy with the weakest clench.

http://www.yifangifts.com/gift/Golf%20umbrella.jpg

[kari]

Unless you're underneath the guy with the weakest clench.

heh...oopsy!

[Thommy Melanson]

http://www.yifangifts.com/gift/Golf%20umbrella.jpg

"Don't wanna be your weakest clench...
...One more indecent accident...
I'd rather die than suffer this,
Ill never be your weakest clench.."

http://www.midwestbeat.com/concert%20reviews/October_2005/foofighters/foofighter51sm.jpg

[Thommy Melanson]

I'll give this thread a :thumb::thumb::thumb: out of a possible five. And that's mainly for Kari's posts. :p

She likes her ass kissed...physically, not threadilly ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

heh...oopsy!

That's why the umbrella's needed!

[kari]

I'll give this thread a :thumb::thumb::thumb: out of a possible five. And that's mainly for Kari's posts. :p

:heybaby: Your sins have been absolved! So says internet satan!


Now go make new ones. ;)

[kari]

She likes her ass kissed...physically, not threadilly ;)

I take it however I can get it. :)

[Thommy Melanson]

I take it however I can get it. :)

...too easy...

...moving on :lol:

[kari]

That's why the umbrella's needed!

http://daverattigan.typepad.com/the_grace_pages/images/anne_robinson_weakest_link.jpg

You have the weakest twink!

:lol:

[Ryan Elliott]

This Thommy needs an enema!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/56/JackNicholsonJoker.PNG/300px-JackNicholsonJoker.PNG



Bat-Pop Culture sense...TINGLING!

[Foolish Mortal]

:heybaby: Your sins have been absolved! So says internet satan!


Now go make new ones. ;)
My sins are far too numerous for absolution. :twisted:

[kari]

...too easy...

...moving on :lol:

I know...Like spreading the dock doors with a huge sign above that reads "COME ONE, COME ALL!" :)

[Thommy Melanson]

Bat-Pop Culture sense...TINGLING!

There's medicated creams for that.

[kari]

Bat-Pop Culture sense...TINGLING!

Yeah, I'm sure thats what was tingling. ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

I know...Like spreading the dock doors with a huge sign above that reads "COME ONE, COME ALL!" :)

It's like a picture of your vadge, but in words ;)

[Ryan Elliott]

There's medicated creams for that.


I hope so. :scared:


Yeah, I'm sure thats what was tingling. ;)


You'd know. :heybaby:

[kari]

My sins are far too numerous for absolution. :twisted:

*looks at the list*

hmmm.....yes...that thing you did with the goat and the midget...your really gonna burn for that one. :lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

You'd know. :heybaby:

Well...yeah...she IS a nurse. :lol:

[kari]

It's like a picture of your vadge, but in words ;)

yes, and it will eat you whole and spit out your bones! :-x

[kari]

You'd know. :heybaby:

*looks closely* http://www.stpt.usf.edu/directory/images/search-pic.jpg

does you weiner say "grade A prime beef" on it? :mistrust:


:lol:

[kari]

Well...yeah...she IS a nurse. :lol:

yes...A Firbreathin' cupcake eatin' Chewin'tobbacey spitin' nurse.

:)

[Thommy Melanson]

yes, and it will eat you whole and spit out your bones! :-x

That's fair - I'll eat your hole and then you can spit out my bone, too ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

*looks closely* http://www.stpt.usf.edu/directory/images/search-pic.jpg

does you weiner say "grade A prime beef" on it? :mistrust:


:lol:

Here, gimme that magnifier...

...nope, it says "Instant lightswitch, just add water."

[kari]

That's fair - I'll eat your hole and then you can spit out my bone, too ;)

I wondered what that slight tickle was in the back of my throat. ;)

[Foolish Mortal]

She likes her ass kissed...physically, not threadilly ;)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/mrt.jpg
"Shut yo ho mouth, Foo!"


*looks at the list*

hmmm.....yes...that thing you did with the goat and the midget...your really gonna burn for that one. :lol:
*sigh* They prefer to be called Little People. And for the last time, it was a small Llama, NOT a Goat! :mad:

[Thommy Melanson]

I wondered what that slight tickle was in the back of my throat. ;)

My tip, if I'm entering from behind :twisted:

[Thommy Melanson]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/mrt.jpg
"Shut yo ho mouth, Foo!"

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

http://www.bluesnews.com/miscimages/sp-crackwhore.jpg

[Natty P]

7.7


Bravo.

[kari]

:rofl:

[Foolish Mortal]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

http://www.bluesnews.com/miscimages/sp-crackwhore.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/have_a_seizure.gif

[Thommy Melanson]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/have_a_seizure.gif

You honor me, kind sir.

[kari]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/have_a_seizure.gif

My eyes...MY FUCKING EYES!!

[Thommy Melanson]

My eyes...MY FUCKING EYES!!

My bad...I'll aim lower next time.

[kari]

My bad...I'll aim lower next time.

http://www.phonecallsfromthedead.net/thesleeper/graveyard/gogles.jpg