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The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:13 PM
I got checked out at least four times tonight whilst out at a club for my friends Birthday. I'm not used to it. It left me slightly disturbed.

But I think I can get used to it.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:19 PM
You can take your one star and stick it.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:19 PM
I got checked out at least four times tonight whilst out at a club for my friends Birthday. I'm not used to it. It left me slightly disturbed.

But I think I can get used to it.

Four 7 year olds thought you were the birthday clown. It doesn't mean you're sexy, just colorful.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:24 PM
I wish I could put mods on ignore...

c. page
01-20-2007, 05:25 PM
Four 7 year olds thought you were the birthday clown. It doesn't mean you're sexy, just colorful.

:lol:

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:25 PM
I wish I could put mods on ignore...

I wish you knew how to accept love.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:25 PM
:lol:

:roll:

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:26 PM
:roll:

BUMP.

Vonn Hennigar
01-20-2007, 05:26 PM
So are you the new Zevad?

Garra
01-20-2007, 05:26 PM
I got checked out at least four times tonight whilst out at a club for my friends Birthday. I'm not used to it. It left me slightly disturbed.

But I think I can get used to it.

Its your Endland accent.

Matt O'Keefe
01-20-2007, 05:26 PM
Four 7 year olds thought you were the birthday clown. It doesn't mean you're sexy, just colorful.

:lol:

Man are you on tonight Ethan.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:28 PM
So are you the new Zevad?

Would people please stop fucking saying that already?

Jesus Christ...

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:29 PM
I wish you knew how to accept love.

I can except love fine.

I just won't stand to be mocked. Not anymore.

Garra
01-20-2007, 05:31 PM
I can except love fine.

I just won't stand to be mocked. Not anymore.

Talking about how you think your sexy on a message board is a good way to avoid being mocked! :no: :)

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:33 PM
It's important that we feel good about ourselves.

moonspider
01-20-2007, 05:33 PM
:grope:

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:33 PM
Talking about how you think your sexy on a message board is a good way to avoid being mocked! :no: :)

I could really give a fuck, to be honest. People seem to have already made their minds up about me, and I'm over the fake "One Big Happy Family" mentality other seem to have bought into. All this is is a message board, stuffed with people I've never met. Nothing more, nothing less

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 05:34 PM
I can except love fine.

I just won't stand to be mocked. Not anymore.

Jesus Christ...what a Freudian slip!

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:35 PM
I could really give a fuck, to be honest. People seem to have already made their minds up about me, and I'm over the fake "One Big Happy Family" mentality other seem to have bought into. All this is is a message board, stuffed with people I've never met. Nothing more, nothing less

Don't shoot a president.

moonspider
01-20-2007, 05:35 PM
...so sexy it huuuuurts

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:35 PM
Jesus Christ...what a Freudian slip!

I can't spell for shit.

Sue me.

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 05:35 PM
I wish you knew how to accept love.

I wish I knew how to quit you

c. page
01-20-2007, 05:36 PM
Don't shoot a president.

not even a democrat, ethan?

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 05:36 PM
I can't spell for shit.

Sue me.

Liam, if I could sue people for their spelling, I'd be in court until mid-2112 just from my students...

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:36 PM
Don't shoot a president.

Could you please just leave me alone?

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:37 PM
not even a democrat, ethan?

Especially not a Democrat. Then WE get blamed.

Garra
01-20-2007, 05:37 PM
I could really give a fuck, to be honest. People seem to have already made their minds up about me, and I'm over the fake "One Big Happy Family" mentality other seem to have bought into. All this is is a message board, stuffed with people I've never met. Nothing more, nothing less

Obviously it doesnt bother you any.

In all honesty though I have not made up my mind about you at all. Actually it surprises me what a huge post count you have because untill about a week ago I dont recall ever seeing your name. Did you change your name or something?

And again, in all honesty I didnt know there was a big happy family mentality here, fake or otherwise for me to buy into.

I agree its only a message board, but your coming off sounding kinda bitter or something. Usually your at least sorta funny. :-?

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:38 PM
Could you please just leave me alone?

Sure.






:sad:

c. page
01-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Obviously it doesnt bother you any.

In all honesty though I have not made up my mind about you at all. Actually it surprises me what a huge post count you have because untill about a week ago I dont recall ever seeing your name. Did you change your name or something?

And again, in all honesty I didnt know there was a big happy family mentality here, fake or otherwise for me to buy into.

I agree its only a message board, but your coming off sounding kinda bitter or something. Usually your at least sorta funny. :-?

he used to be technofear.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Obviously it doesnt bother you any.

In all honesty though I have not made up my mind about you at all. Actually it surprises me what a huge post count you have because untill about a week ago I dont recall ever seeing your name. Did you change your name or something?

And again, in all honesty I didnt know there was a big happy family mentality here, fake or otherwise for me to buy into.

I agree its only a message board, but your coming off sounding kinda bitter or something. Usually your at least sorta funny. :-?

I used to post as Technofear.

And I'll happily admit to not having much of a sense of humour about myself anymore. I had too much of one before and became a total joke. Now I'm more interested in being taken seriously and respected than I am being liked.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Sure.






:sad:

Thank you.

c. page
01-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Sure.






:sad:

you can mock me if you want ethan.

let's see....

"an inconvenient truth is the most important movie in the history of american cinema..."

and...GO!

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:40 PM
Obviously it doesnt bother you any.

In all honesty though I have not made up my mind about you at all. Actually it surprises me what a huge post count you have because untill about a week ago I dont recall ever seeing your name. Did you change your name or something?

And again, in all honesty I didnt know there was a big happy family mentality here, fake or otherwise for me to buy into.

I agree its only a message board, but your coming off sounding kinda bitter or something. Usually your at least sorta funny. :-?

He used to be Technofear, but he shed that skin, and he won't return to it for a long time. Picture Peter Parker walking away from his costume in the garbage can.

Is Bendisboard really a big happy family for anyone? I think we're all bound by our like of Bendis comix, and that's it.

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 05:40 PM
Sure.






:sad:

I still Love you EVS. You called me awesome.

Garra
01-20-2007, 05:41 PM
I used to post as Technofear.

And I'll happily admit to not having much of a sense of humour about myself anymore. I had too much of one before and became a total joke. Now I'm more interested in being taken seriously and respected than I am being liked.

AHHH!

Hey Techno!

Sorry I didnt know you were considered a joke. I actually kinda liked Technofear's persona on the boards here.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:41 PM
Thank you.

You're welcome.

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 05:41 PM
Sure.






:sad:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/derailment.jpg

You derailed Liam's good mood. For shame! :no:

Garra
01-20-2007, 05:42 PM
He used to be Technofear, but he shed that skin, and he won't return to it for a long time. Picture Peter Parker walking away from his costume in the garbage can.

Is Bendisboard really a big happy family for anyone? I think we're all bound by our like of Bendis comix, and that's it.


who is this bendis?

Im here for the free comics.


Whic I aint ever got yet I may add! ;-)

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:42 PM
you can mock me if you want ethan.

let's see....

"an inconvenient truth is the most important movie in the history of american cinema..."

and...GO!

But I agree with that statement!

I don't wish to mock Liam. I just think he's funny. I wonder if it's intentional? I guess not.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/derailment.jpg

You derailed Liam's good mood. For shame! :no:

This place has a habit of doing that lately.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/derailment.jpg

You derailed Liam's good mood. For shame! :no:

It was hanging on by a thread as it was though.

c. page
01-20-2007, 05:44 PM
But I agree with that statement!

I don't wish to mock Liam. I just think he's funny. I wonder if it's intentional? I guess not.

damn!

i actually agree with a lot of what he's had to say, (in regards to not being bothered by what people think on a message board) and rather enjoyed his posts (with the exception of the recent series of posts that led to the abandonment of the technofear persona)

course, then again, i used to be ninjapirate, so i can understand the setting aside of particular names.

moonspider
01-20-2007, 05:45 PM
AY PAPI!!!

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 05:46 PM
He used to be Technofear, but he shed that skin, and he won't return to it for a long time. Picture Peter Parker walking away from his costume in the garbage can.

Is Bendisboard really a big happy family for anyone? I think we're all bound by our like of Bendis comix, and that's it.


I don't consider us a big happy family...more like a large group of people who vaugley know each other...then a large protion of us meet at comic conventions and hilarity and hijinks ensue...much like a TV sitcom.

So in surmation...I consider this board to be like a TV sitcom.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:46 PM
I don't consider us a big happy family...more like a large group of people who vaugley know each other...then a large protion of us meet at comic conventions and hilarity and hijinks ensue...much like a TV sitcom.

So in surmation...I consider this board to be like a TV sitcom.

When the Whistle Blows?

c. page
01-20-2007, 05:46 PM
I don't consider us a big happy family...more like a large group of people who vaugley know each other...then a large protion of us meet at comic conventions and hilarity and hijinks ensue...much like a TV sitcom.

So in surmation...I consider this board to be like a TV sitcom.

that sounds about right. so who's the wacky neighbor?

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 05:47 PM
damn!

i actually agree with a lot of what he's had to say, (in regards to not being bothered by what people think on a message board) and rather enjoyed his posts (with the exception of the recent series of posts that led to the abandonment of the technofear persona)

course, then again, i used to be ninjapirate, so i can understand the setting aside of particular names.

Technofear wasn't a persona, actually. It just came to represent everything I grew to hate about myself, chiefly an almost puppy-dog desire to be liked.

I'll go back to the Technofear name eventually, as soon as I've killed the aspects of my personality I despise.

Master Jack Rabbitt
01-20-2007, 05:48 PM
Technofear wasn't a persona, actually. It just came to represent everything I grew to hate about myself, chiefly an almost puppy-dog desire to be liked.

I'll go back to the Technofear name eventually, as soon as I've killed the aspects of my personality I despise.

Good luck, dude. I've always found you to be a good guy, for what that's worth. :cool:

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 05:48 PM
I could really give a fuck, to be honest. People seem to have already made their minds up about me, and I'm over the fake "One Big Happy Family" mentality other seem to have bought into. All this is is a message board, stuffed with people I've never met. Nothing more, nothing less

That is a shame. I feel this is a closenet community, and that, if you post something absurd or mock worthy, it will be made fun of, but in a "we kid 'cause we love" kinda way, mostly due to the fact that the board has a collective wit and satirical mind.

I love these guys, they are awesome and I consider all you friends, even when I make fun of one of you or tell you to fuck off.

I think you're just a grumpy goose. Turn that frown upside down, frowny fran.

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 05:48 PM
This place has a habit of doing that lately.
Seriously, dude, I like you and I think you're okay.

But, if you're going to post a thread titled: "I'm Not Used To Being Sexy", then you should be prepared to be mocked a little. I'm just talking common sense here. ;)

Garra
01-20-2007, 05:50 PM
That is a shame. I feel this is a closenet community, and that, if you post something absurd or mock worthy, it will be made fun of, but in a "we kid 'cause we love" kinda way, mostly due to the fact that the board has a collective wit and satirical mind.

I love these guys, they are awesome and I consider all you friends, even when I make fun of one of you or tell you to fuck off.

I think you're just a grumpy goose. Turn that frown upside down, frowny fran.

See Liam, now ToddKearns can, and should be mocked for saying "frowny fran".

Go ahead give him some mocking, it'll make you feel good!

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 05:51 PM
Is Bendisboard really a big happy family for anyone? I think we're all bound by our like of Bendis comix, and that's it.
I'm just here for the Bud Light.™

Master Jack Rabbitt
01-20-2007, 05:52 PM
I'm just here for the Bud Light.™

Watered down beer? For shame. :no:

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 05:52 PM
That is a shame. I feel this is a closenet community, and that, if you post something absurd or mock worthy, it will be made fun of, but in a "we kid 'cause we love" kinda way, mostly due to the fact that the board has a collective wit and satirical mind.

I love these guys, they are awesome and I consider all you friends, even when I make fun of one of you or tell you to fuck off.

I think you're just a grumpy goose. Turn that frown upside down, frowny fran.

Would Frowny Fran be related to Debbie Downer?

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 05:52 PM
Seriously, dude, I like you and I think you're okay.

But, if you're going to post a thread titled: "I'm Not Used To Being Sexy", then you should be prepared to be mocked a little. I'm just talking common sense here. ;)


Gotta kinda agree with this. Hell when I posted my "According to Women...I'm hot" thread a while back...I knew it would be 90% mocking of me, 5% of me mocking myself, and 1% of people being serieous about it. The rest was an unknown factor that I have yet to be able to put into a category.

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 05:54 PM
Would Frowny Fran be related to Debbie Downer?

Total dykes...but don't tell anyone. They haven't come out yet.

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 05:55 PM
See Liam, now ToddKearns can, and should be mocked for saying "frowny fran".

Go ahead give him some mocking, it'll make you feel good!

Hey, hey, hey.

I don't feel like being mocked. Now I'm agnsty. Dick.

(joking...maybe)

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 05:55 PM
Technofear wasn't a persona, actually. It just came to represent everything I grew to hate about myself, chiefly an almost puppy-dog desire to be liked.

I'll go back to the Technofear name eventually, as soon as I've killed the aspects of my personality I despise.

For Liam: A passage from The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber that I hope you find useful



Macomber’s face was shining. “You know something did happen to me,” he said. “I feel absolutely different.”

His wife said nothing and eyed him strangely. She was sitting far back in the seat and Macomber was sitting forward talking to Wilson who turned sideways talking over the back of the front seat.

“You know, I’d like to try another lion,” Macomber said. “I’m really not afraid of them now. After all, what can they do to you?”

“That’s it,” said Wilson. “Worst one can do is kill you. How does it go? Shakespeare. Damned good. See if I can remember. Oh, damned good. Used to quote it to myself at one time. Let’s see. ‘By my troth, I care not; a man can die but once; we owe God a death and let it go which way it will he that dies this year is quit for the next.’ Damned fine, oh?”

He was very embarrassed, having brought out this thing he had lived by, but he had seen men come of age before and it always moved him. It was not a matter of their twenty-first birthday.

It had taken a strange chance of hunting, a sudden precipitation into action without opportunity for worrying beforehand, to bring this about with Macomber, but regardless of how it had happened it had most certainly happened. Look at the beggar now, Wilson thought. It’s that some of them stay little boys so long, Wilson thought. Sometimes all their lives. Their figures stay boyish when they’re fifty. The great American boy-men. Damned strange people. But he like this Macomber now. Damned strange fellow. Probably meant the end of cuckoldry too. Well, that would be a damned good thing. Damned good thing. Beggar had probably been afraid all his life. Don’t know what started it. But over now. Hadn’t had time to be afraid with the buff. That and being angry too. Motor car too. Motor cars made it familiar. Be a damn fire eater now. He’d seen it in the war work the same way. More of a change than any loss of virginity. Fear gone like an operation. Something else grew in its place. Main thing a man had. Made him into a man. Women knew it too. No bloody fear.

From the far corner of the seat Margaret Macomber looked at the two of them. There was no change in Wilson. She saw Wilson as she had seen him the day before when she had first realized what his great talent was. But she saw the change in Francis Macomber now.

“Do you have that feeling of happiness about what’s going to happen?” Macomber asked, still exploring his new wealth.

“You’re not supposed to mention it,” Wilson said, looking in the other’s face. “Much more fashionable to say you’re scared. Mind you, you’ll be scared too, plenty of times.”

But you have a feeling of happiness about action to come?”

“Yes,” said Wilson. “There’s that. Doesn’t do to talk too much about all this. Talk the whole thing away. No pleasure in anything if you mouth it up too much.

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 05:56 PM
Would Frowny Fran be related to Debbie Downer?
I think she's Negative Nancy's cousin.

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 05:56 PM
Hey, hey, hey.

I don't feel like being mocked. Now I'm agnsty. Dick.

(joking...maybe)

Dick Agnsty...sounds like an emo pornstar

c. page
01-20-2007, 05:56 PM
Gotta kinda agree with this. Hell when I posted my "According to Women...I'm hot" thread a while back...I knew it would be 90% mocking of me, 5% of me mocking myself, and 1% of people being serieous about it. The rest was an unknown factor that I have yet to be able to put into a category.

i think you've just described about 85% of the threads here.

c. page
01-20-2007, 05:56 PM
Dick Agnsty...sounds like an emo pornstar

it's todd's gay porn name.

Ray G.
01-20-2007, 05:58 PM
Seriously, dude, I like you and I think you're okay.

But, if you're going to post a thread titled: "I'm Not Used To Being Sexy", then you should be prepared to be mocked a little. I'm just talking common sense here. ;)

Yeah, this is why I stopped posting anything personal here. I don't like being mocked. It really isn't the place for personal crap, so if you don't want to be mocked, don't post the personal stuff here. I get enough mockery for my political and comic opinions. ;)

Garra
01-20-2007, 05:58 PM
i think you've just described about 85% of the threads here.

pffft


all of my posts are informative and educational.

words to live by!


even if I am ignored 98% of the time. :)

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 05:59 PM
Dick Agnsty...sounds like an emo pornstar

Yeah, so I'm using this as my stage name in the band.

(and my porn name would be Crimson McLickella)

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 05:59 PM
Yeah, this is why I stopped posting anything personal here. I don't like being mocked. It really isn't the place for personal crap, so if you don't want to be mocked, don't post the personal stuff here. I get enough mockery for my political and comic opinions. ;)

Personal threads get mocked? I wanted to post something about my new Wild West style moustache.

Ray G.
01-20-2007, 05:59 PM
Personal threads get mocked? I wanted to post something about my new Wild West style moustache.

DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEET!

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:00 PM
DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEET!

I will tell a story in threadform about my local counterterrorist activities, but it will make people think I'm a horrible person.

c. page
01-20-2007, 06:01 PM
Personal threads get mocked? I wanted to post something about my new Wild West style moustache.

hell, i was surprised when adam and i set up the announcement thread for our comic that it wasn't roundly mocked.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 06:01 PM
For Liam: A passage from The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber that I hope you find useful
[/HIDE]

I'm not sure I understand, if I'm honest. I really didn't do anything for me.

c. page
01-20-2007, 06:01 PM
I will tell a story in threadform about my local counterterrorist activities, but it will make people think I'm a horrible person.

have you bitten out someone's throat yet?

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:02 PM
have you bitten out someone's throat yet?

No, I ejaculated on someone's car. But for a good reason.

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 06:02 PM
I will tell a story in threadform about my local counterterrorist activities, but it will make people think I'm a horrible person.

Ethan, bubbie, we all all ready think you're a horrible person. Regal us with your tales!

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 06:02 PM
:eek:

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 06:02 PM
I'm not sure I understand, if I'm honest. I really didn't do anything for me.

Oh well. It was worth a shot.

c. page
01-20-2007, 06:03 PM
No, I ejaculated on someone's car. But for a good reason.

please, i do that on saturdays when i'm drunk. terrorist or not.

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 06:04 PM
I will tell a story in threadform about my local counterterrorist activities, but it will make people think I'm a horrible person.
That train already left the station, bub. :p

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:05 PM
Ethan, bubbie, we all all ready think you're a horrible person. Regal us with your tales!

Thank God. Some fat Cuban bitch was angry at us because we told her keeds to stop coming over and asking to borrow shit 6 times a day. So she kicked in our storage unit and rifled through our stuff....

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 06:05 PM
Yeah, this is why I stopped posting anything personal here. I don't like being mocked. It really isn't the place for personal crap, so if you don't want to be mocked, don't post the personal stuff here. I get enough mockery for my political and comic opinions. ;)

I guess I just expect people to be nice to me, seeing as I've never doen anything to them.

But, then, I suppose the joke's on me for actually expecting decency from the Human Race.

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 06:06 PM
No, I ejaculated on someone's car. But for a good reason.

Who hasn't? It's the American thing to do!

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 06:07 PM
No, I ejaculated on someone's car. But for a good reason.
There's no good reason for that! Don't you know that'll ruin the paint job?! :mad:

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:07 PM
We love you, Liam.

....Anyhow, we didn't know who did it. Everyone else in the neighborhood loves us, so we thought it was a random act of thievery, and installed a kick ass new lock as a deterrant. The next morning, there was chewing gum stuffed in it....

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 06:08 PM
I guess I just expect people to be nice to me, seeing as I've never doen anything to them.

But, then, I suppose the joke's on me for actually expecting decency from the Human Race.

Playfully poking fun at someone is not acting undecent or unkind to that person, ya jerky jimmy.

Blandy vs Terrorism
01-20-2007, 06:08 PM
No, this guy is sexy:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/3-goatse-tattoo.jpg

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 06:09 PM
I guess I just expect people to be nice to me, seeing as I've never doen anything to them.

But, then, I suppose the joke's on me for actually expecting decency from the Human Race.

Honestly, Liam, and I don't mean this as mockery, but when you say stuff like that, it makes it easy take shots at you.

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 06:10 PM
Playfully poking fun at someone is not acting undecent or unkind to that person, ya jerky jimmy.

Jerky Jimmy? Is that Nervous Nelly's little brother?

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 06:10 PM
No, this guy is sexy:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/3-goatse-tattoo.jpg


no...that's just taking a weird obsession WAAAAAAY tooo far.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:11 PM
....my story, cont'd....So we were alarmed. This was clearly a personal act. We got some gum remover and cleaned it off. The next morning, there was gum on the lock of our front door. It was moving closer to home, and now we KNEW it was personal....

c. page
01-20-2007, 06:12 PM
We love you, Liam.

....Anyhow, we didn't know who did it. Everyone else in the neighborhood loves us, so we thought it was a random act of thievery, and installed a kick ass new lock as a deterrant. The next morning, there was chewing gum stuffed in it....


....my story, cont'd....So we were alarmed. This was clearly a personal act. We got some gum remover and cleaned it off. The next morning, there was gum on the lock of our front door. It was moving closer to home, and now we KNEW it was personal....

buncha savages in your town.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
01-20-2007, 06:12 PM
I came onto this board in a really good mood, and I leave in a bad ione.

This has been a real eye-opener.

Goodbye.

Blandy vs Terrorism
01-20-2007, 06:13 PM
no...that's just taking a weird obsession WAAAAAAY tooo far.

The power of Goatse compels him!

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:13 PM
buncha savages in your town.

No, just this one family.

....so we suspected that it was this woman. It had to be. We called the police, and a nice officer came over and said, "Can't do nuthin', because you don't have any proof, and it's only malicious mischief anyhow."

That's when I decided to take the law into my own hands.

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 06:14 PM
Jerky Jimmy? Is that Nervous Nelly's little brother?

Yeah, but they secretly have taboo feelings for each other. Don't tell anybody.

Mr. E!
01-20-2007, 06:14 PM
No, just this one family.

....so we suspected that it was this woman. It had to be. We called the police, and a nice officer came over and said, "Can't do nuthin', because you don't have any proof, and it's only malicious mischief anyhow."

That's when I decided to take the law into my own hands.

I quiver with anticipation...:)

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 06:15 PM
No, just this one family.

....so we suspected that it was this woman. It had to be. We called the police, and a nice officer came over and said, "Can't do nuthin', because you don't have any proof, and it's only malicious mischief anyhow."

That's when I decided to take the law into my own hands.


So is "The Law" like a nickname you give your privates or something?

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 06:15 PM
The power of Goatse compels him!

I didn't understand it. What was on his chest?

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 06:15 PM
I didn't understand it. What was on his chest?

Google Goatse With safe search off.

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 06:15 PM
I didn't understand it. What was on his chest?


The most famouse part of Goatse.

c. page
01-20-2007, 06:16 PM
So is "The Law" like a nickname you give your privates or something?

if it wasn't before, it is now.

Blandy vs Terrorism
01-20-2007, 06:16 PM
I didn't understand it. What was on his chest?

Do a google image search on "goatse". All will be revealed. And I do mean "all".

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 06:16 PM
Google Goatse With safe search off.


No Man! Don't do it!

Jacob Lyon Goddard
01-20-2007, 06:16 PM
oh look, the fanboy got his first taste of self confidence and doesn't know what to do with it

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 06:17 PM
No Man! Don't do it!

:twisted:

Jacob Lyon Goddard
01-20-2007, 06:18 PM
lemon party

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 06:20 PM
Ok...did I kill Ethan's story? Did I go to far with that question? cause...I honestly want to hear the end of the story.

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 06:20 PM
lemon party

... :( That's just as wrong.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:21 PM
I woke up early, 5 AM, dressed all in black, and got my videocamera. I hid under a dark blanket, and videotaped this bitch getting home from work. She's on the nightshift, you see, which is why all these little surprises happened first thing in the morning.
I taped her car, parked beneath me and backed into the space. She sat in her car from 5 AM to 6, gabbing on her cellphone and smoking. She said, "Girl, she got a man. She got another man. Girl, she got a man." over and over again into the phone. I was amazed, but kept taping. I could hear her, because her window was rolled down, her cigarette hand gesticulating out the window.

I waited.

Finally, her door opened, and she stumbled out. She placed her coffee, from BADASS COFFEE, on the roof of her car, and stepped on her cigarette. It was fascinating, for some reason. She then took her coffee cup, and splashed it against my garage door. I couldn't fucking believe it. The rest, she pour over the passenger side door of my PT Cruiser. I taped. She laughed into the phone, and said, "She got a man, girl" one more time as she turned around the corner, where her apartment was situated....

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 06:22 PM
Google Goatse With safe search off.


No Man! Don't do it!
For the love of all humanity, don't do it!!! :Panic:

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 06:22 PM
ok good...didn't kill the story.

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 06:23 PM
I woke up early, 5 AM, dressed all in black, and got my videocamera. I hid under a dark blanket, and videotaped this bitch getting home from work. She's on the nightshift, you see, which is why all these little surprises happened first thing in the morning.
I taped her car, parked beneath me and backed into the space. She sat in her car from 5 AM to 6, gabbing on her cellphone and smoking. She said, "Girl, she got a man. She got another man. Girl, she got a man." over and over again into the phone. I was amazed, but kept taping. I could hear her, because her window was rolled down, her cigarette hand gesticulating out the window.

I waited.

Finally, her door opened, and she stumbled out. She placed her coffee, from BADASS COFFEE, on the roof of her car, and stepped on her cigarette. It was fascinating, for some reason. She then took her coffee cup, and splashed it against my garage door. I couldn't fucking believe it. The rest, she pour over the passenger side door of my PT Cruiser. I taped. She laughed into the phone, and said, "She got a man, girl" one more time as she turned around the corner, where her apartment was situated....

You're trying to challenge Keith P for his epic cock tease story telling aren't you?

Masculine Todd
01-20-2007, 06:23 PM
Google Goatse With safe search off.

I hate you!

Hate_Prime
01-20-2007, 06:23 PM
Whoa, Bipolar* much? This thread needs its pussy washed.








*But who am I to talk? I'm as passive-aggressive as it gets.

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 06:23 PM
I woke up early, 5 AM, dressed all in black, and got my videocamera. I hid under a dark blanket, and videotaped this bitch getting home from work. She's on the nightshift, you see, which is why all these little surprises happened first thing in the morning.
I taped her car, parked beneath me and backed into the space. She sat in her car from 5 AM to 6, gabbing on her cellphone and smoking. She said, "Girl, she got a man. She got another man. Girl, she got a man." over and over again into the phone. I was amazed, but kept taping. I could hear her, because her window was rolled down, her cigarette hand gesticulating out the window.

I waited.

Finally, her door opened, and she stumbled out. She placed her coffee, from BADASS COFFEE, on the roof of her car, and stepped on her cigarette. It was fascinating, for some reason. She then took her coffee cup, and splashed it against my garage door. I couldn't fucking believe it. The rest, she pour over the passenger side door of my PT Cruiser. I taped. She laughed into the phone, and said, "She got a man, girl" one more time as she turned around the corner, where her apartment was situated....
Facinating..

c. page
01-20-2007, 06:24 PM
I woke up early, 5 AM, dressed all in black, and got my videocamera. I hid under a dark blanket, and videotaped this bitch getting home from work. She's on the nightshift, you see, which is why all these little surprises happened first thing in the morning.
I taped her car, parked beneath me and backed into the space. She sat in her car from 5 AM to 6, gabbing on her cellphone and smoking. She said, "Girl, she got a man. She got another man. Girl, she got a man." over and over again into the phone. I was amazed, but kept taping. I could hear her, because her window was rolled down, her cigarette hand gesticulating out the window.

I waited.

Finally, her door opened, and she stumbled out. She placed her coffee, from BADASS COFFEE, on the roof of her car, and stepped on her cigarette. It was fascinating, for some reason. She then took her coffee cup, and splashed it against my garage door. I couldn't fucking believe it. The rest, she pour over the passenger side door of my PT Cruiser. I taped. She laughed into the phone, and said, "She got a man, girl" one more time as she turned around the corner, where her apartment was situated....

did bendis write her dialogue?

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 06:24 PM
I hate you!

:rock: Another life Ruined.


But wait.... Meatspin.com man. That site makes me giggle.

Jacob Lyon Goddard
01-20-2007, 06:24 PM
... :( That's just as wrong.

Lemon Party's my desktop

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 06:25 PM
Lemon Party's my desktop

Then you should check out meatspin man.

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 06:26 PM
Lemon Party's my desktop

http://www.zen56980.zen.co.uk/lemon_party.gif

http://www.biro-art.com/images2/lemonparty.jpg

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:26 PM
(cont'd)

I ran inside. Sharis was asleep, but I had the evidence. She would have wanted me to take the tape to the leasing office, but that would deprive me of my rightful chance for revenge. I chewed bright green gum, and went down the stairs and out my front door. I wasn't sure what I'd do yet. It was still dark, and cold. I took the gum from my mouth, and put it under the windshield wiper of her ugly green station wagon, and dragged it up her windshield. I stood back and looked. It looked harsh, but it wasn't enough.

I went back inside to think. That's when I do my best thinking, when I go back inside to think. I came up with a horrible, terrible idea. Nothing could be worse, nothing could be more disgusting....

I went into my bathroom and did my best to impregnate a wash rag. I then took that back outside and smeared it all over her driver side doorhandle.

I know this is wrong in theory. But this is an evil woman, and justice needed to be done.

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 06:28 PM
(cont'd)

I ran inside. Sharis was asleep, but I had the evidence. She would have wanted me to take the tape to the leasing office, but that would deprive me of my rightful chance for revenge. I chewed bright green gum, and went down the stairs and out my front door. I wasn't sure what I'd do yet. It was still dark, and cold. I took the gum from my mouth, and put it under the windshield wiper of her ugly green station wagon, and dragged it up her windshield. I stood back and looked. It looked harsh, but it wasn't enough.

I went back inside to think. That's when I do my best thinking, when I go back inside to think. I came up with a horrible, terrible idea. Nothing could be worse, nothing could be more disgusting....

I went into my bathroom and did my best to impregnate a wash rag. I then took that back outside and smeared it all over her driver side doorhandle.

I know this is wrong in theory. But this is an evil woman, and justice needed to be done.

You are the coolest Republican EVER!

c. page
01-20-2007, 06:28 PM
(cont'd)

I ran inside. Sharis was asleep, but I had the evidence. She would have wanted me to take the tape to the leasing office, but that would deprive me of my rightful chance for revenge. I chewed bright green gum, and went down the stairs and out my front door. I wasn't sure what I'd do yet. It was still dark, and cold. I took the gum from my mouth, and put it under the windshield wiper of her ugly green station wagon, and dragged it up her windshield. I stood back and looked. It looked harsh, but it wasn't enough.

I went back inside to think. That's when I do my best thinking, when I go back inside to think. I came up with a horrible, terrible idea. Nothing could be worse, nothing could be more disgusting....

I went into my bathroom and did my best to impregnate a wash rag. I then took that back outside and smeared it all over her driver side doorhandle.

I know this is wrong in theory. But this is an evil woman, and justice needed to be done.

do you often find yourself with a need to go back inside and think?

fascinating story, sir. you should write more often.

Simps
01-20-2007, 06:30 PM
The rest, she pour over the passenger side door of my PT Cruiser.
To be honest, I can understand the compulsion to pour things on PT Cruisers. :)

Blandy vs Terrorism
01-20-2007, 06:30 PM
oh look, the fanboy got his first taste of self confidence and doesn't know what to do with it

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/031503c.jpg

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:31 PM
To be honest, I can understand the compulsion to pour things on PT Cruisers. :)

I'm sorry you feel that way! I love them. :)

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 06:32 PM
(cont'd)

I ran inside. Sharis was asleep, but I had the evidence. She would have wanted me to take the tape to the leasing office, but that would deprive me of my rightful chance for revenge. I chewed bright green gum, and went down the stairs and out my front door. I wasn't sure what I'd do yet. It was still dark, and cold. I took the gum from my mouth, and put it under the windshield wiper of her ugly green station wagon, and dragged it up her windshield. I stood back and looked. It looked harsh, but it wasn't enough.

I went back inside to think. That's when I do my best thinking, when I go back inside to think. I came up with a horrible, terrible idea. Nothing could be worse, nothing could be more disgusting....

I went into my bathroom and did my best to impregnate a wash rag. I then took that back outside and smeared it all over her driver side doorhandle.

I know this is wrong in theory. But this is an evil woman, and justice needed to be done.
What a childish and petulant thing to do.




You have my great admiration. :thumb:

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 06:34 PM
(cont'd)

I ran inside. Sharis was asleep, but I had the evidence. She would have wanted me to take the tape to the leasing office, but that would deprive me of my rightful chance for revenge. I chewed bright green gum, and went down the stairs and out my front door. I wasn't sure what I'd do yet. It was still dark, and cold. I took the gum from my mouth, and put it under the windshield wiper of her ugly green station wagon, and dragged it up her windshield. I stood back and looked. It looked harsh, but it wasn't enough.

I went back inside to think. That's when I do my best thinking, when I go back inside to think. I came up with a horrible, terrible idea. Nothing could be worse, nothing could be more disgusting....

I went into my bathroom and did my best to impregnate a wash rag. I then took that back outside and smeared it all over her driver side doorhandle.

I know this is wrong in theory. But this is an evil woman, and justice needed to be done.

So...in addition to the stuff you did...did you still turn the tape in and get the lady in trouble?

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:34 PM
What a childish and petulant thing to do.




You have my great admiration. :thumb:

Thanks. See, what I found out was that the law doesn't protect you from adults with the mentality of gradeschoolers. They just say, "Er, it's not really hurting you, is it?" I used that loophole against the whole system!!

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:37 PM
So...in addition to the stuff you did...did you still turn the tape in and get the lady in trouble?

Haven't yet. Still thinking about the best way to have my ultimate revenge. She's got these three kids that I throw a football with...they don't have a dad around. And I love those kids. This mother is the worst fucking human being on the planet. She feeds them Slim Jims for breakfast, and they come over here hungry, so I feed them. And then she puts GUM IN MY LOCKS?!

So part of me wants to completely fuck her over and get her evicted, but then those three kids don't need anymore hell in their lives. This was the best way to go about it, IMHO. Hopefully the gum on the windshield gave her the message. I wonder what she thought of the doorhandle? We'll never know.

Anyhow, the tape was mostly for me, to make absolutely positive it was her.

Matt O'Keefe
01-20-2007, 06:38 PM
Thanks. See, what I found out was that the law doesn't protect you from adults with the mentality of gradeschoolers. They just say, "Er, it's not really hurting you, is it?" I used that loophole against the whole system!!

That's not how it goes down on Law and Order:-? :)

God bless America...

c. page
01-20-2007, 06:39 PM
Thanks. See, what I found out was that the law doesn't protect you from adults with the mentality of gradeschoolers. They just say, "Er, it's not really hurting you, is it?" I used that loophole against the whole system!!

you are a credit to americans everywhere sir! :thumb:

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 06:54 PM
I think Liam deserves a round of applause for unwittingly creating the best thread of the day. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/clap.gif

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 06:56 PM
If Liam only understood how important he is to us, and how much we love him. Seriously.

WillieLee
01-20-2007, 06:57 PM
When the Whistle Blows?

Are you having a laugh?

c. page
01-20-2007, 07:00 PM
If Liam only understood how important he is to us, and how much we love him. Seriously.

i find it sad that he left in a bad mood.

John Drake
01-20-2007, 07:01 PM
i find it sad that he left in a bad mood.

Everyone cuddle him when he comes back.

WillieLee
01-20-2007, 07:01 PM
i find it sad that he left in a bad mood.

He needs to get over himself.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 07:01 PM
i find it sad that he left in a bad mood.

It's hard to understand...I mean, he reaches out for a hug, but his hands are balled into fists. It really makes me want to kill him. I mean, help him. Oh, we all have confusing emotions here. :-?

Simps
01-20-2007, 07:03 PM
Is the Sinestro Corps one-shot done yet? What are you drawing now, car-cummer?

Deej
01-20-2007, 07:04 PM
I could really give a fuck, to be honest. People seem to have already made their minds up about me, and I'm over the fake "One Big Happy Family" mentality other seem to have bought into. All this is is a message board, stuffed with people I've never met. Nothing more, nothing less

You make me sad :(

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 07:06 PM
Is the Sinestro Corps one-shot done yet? What are you drawing now, car-cummer?

Can't tell you. :no:

Hate_Prime
01-20-2007, 07:07 PM
If Liam only understood how important he is to us, and how much we love him. Seriously.

I mean, really. Gentle ribbing is a show of endearment. I hardly ever get ribbed on here and I'm feeling left out.

Bastards.

Pat Loika
01-20-2007, 07:08 PM
This thread looks like a lot of work. Should I read through it?

Ray G.
01-20-2007, 07:09 PM
This thread looks like a lot of work. Should I read through it?

Slog through the first three pages, and the brilliance starts.

Matt O'Keefe
01-20-2007, 07:10 PM
I can't really relate to you, Liam. I am used to being sexy:cool:

Mr. Loika, this is definitely worth reading through.

Magnum V.I.
01-20-2007, 07:11 PM
This thread looks like a lot of work. Should I read through it?

At least for the brilliant EVS Republican Revenge Story.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 07:15 PM
I mean, really. Gentle ribbing is a show of endearment. I hardly ever get ribbed on here and I'm feeling left out.

Bastards.

You aren't really mockable, you're usually doing the mocking. And a damn fine job of it, I must say.

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 07:15 PM
This thread looks like a lot of work. Should I read through it?


Once you get to Ethan's Story...you'll be glad you stuck around.

Lab-Rat
01-20-2007, 07:16 PM
I mean, really. Gentle ribbing is a show of endearment. I hardly ever get ribbed on here and I'm feeling left out.

Bastards.


Ok...let me see if I can help....uh...well...ok I got nothing...but I'll keep an eye out and try to rib on ya...though...I warn you...I tend to suck at it.

Matt O'Keefe
01-20-2007, 07:17 PM
You aren't really mockable, you're usually doing the mocking. And a damn fine job of it, I must say.

Ooh, a compliment from EVS. Is the champion giving up his crown?

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 07:17 PM
Ok...let me see if I can help....uh...well...ok I got nothing...but I'll keep an eye out and try to rib on ya...though...I warn you...I tend to suck at it.
Yes, we know how you suck. *rib-rib*

Hate_Prime
01-20-2007, 07:22 PM
You aren't really mockable, you're usually doing the mocking. And a damn fine job of it, I must say.

Why thank you. I love the Bendis Board and its peoples.

Hate_Prime
01-20-2007, 07:24 PM
Ok...let me see if I can help....uh...well...ok I got nothing...but I'll keep an eye out and try to rib on ya...though...I warn you...I tend to suck at it.

I'm looking forward to it.

Matt Jay
01-20-2007, 07:36 PM
(cont'd)

I ran inside. Sharis was asleep, but I had the evidence. She would have wanted me to take the tape to the leasing office, but that would deprive me of my rightful chance for revenge. I chewed bright green gum, and went down the stairs and out my front door. I wasn't sure what I'd do yet. It was still dark, and cold. I took the gum from my mouth, and put it under the windshield wiper of her ugly green station wagon, and dragged it up her windshield. I stood back and looked. It looked harsh, but it wasn't enough.

I went back inside to think. That's when I do my best thinking, when I go back inside to think. I came up with a horrible, terrible idea. Nothing could be worse, nothing could be more disgusting....

I went into my bathroom and did my best to impregnate a wash rag. I then took that back outside and smeared it all over her driver side doorhandle.

I know this is wrong in theory. But this is an evil woman, and justice needed to be done.
Fantastic. That's just glorious. Why doesn't Wizard ever tell us these stories?

On topic: I had four hot women offer to pay me for sex tonight. I probably would have acepted their offer, but since I'm so hot, masturbation is better than any sex I could have with a person of lesser hawtness (which is everyone else).

Pat Loika
01-20-2007, 07:45 PM
Wow.

From his first post here, Ethan made this thread his own.

P.

Foolish Mortal
01-20-2007, 07:54 PM
Wow.

From his first post here, Ethan made this thread his own.

P.
Yes, but if Liam hadn't started it to begin with, we may have never read that gem from EVS.

amy
01-20-2007, 08:15 PM
No, this guy is sexy:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/3-goatse-tattoo.jpg





I was expecting Christan Bale goodness. :mad:

Keith P.
01-20-2007, 08:18 PM
I was expecting Christan Bale goodness. :mad:

http://www.hokutonoken.it/cinema/bale.jpg

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 08:23 PM
I mean, really. Gentle ribbing is a show of endearment. I hardly ever get ribbed on here and I'm feeling left out.

Bastards.

http://www.ribcompany.com/images/rib_combo.jpg

Natty P, Scientific Adventurer
01-20-2007, 09:06 PM
http://www.hammerl-kommunikation.de/03_archiv/03-01_kuenstler/images/right-said-fred_2004.jpg

The Roman Candle
01-20-2007, 09:19 PM
Thread of the year. Hat's off to Ethan. Truly, revenge is a dish best served covered in jism.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 09:59 PM
Thread of the year. Hat's off to Ethan. Truly, revenge is a dish best served covered in jism.

And I think it was in fact served cold by the time she put her hand in it.

Something to think about.

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 10:08 PM
what about if I want to serve revenge but can't... do that thing.

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 10:11 PM
what about if I want to serve revenge but can't... do that thing.

Look for a decent yet easy to obtain substitute.

The Roman Candle
01-20-2007, 10:13 PM
what about if I want to serve revenge but can't... do that thing.

Extract the necessary fluids from a goat. A goat!

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 10:15 PM
fuck that! I don't want some outside ick to serve as my revenge.

ooh.. I know what I can do....

The Roman Candle
01-20-2007, 10:27 PM
fuck that! I don't want some outside ick to serve as my revenge.

ooh.. I know what I can do....

There's lady juice, but not all ladies can produce sufficient qualities for revenge making.
There's always poop.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 10:28 PM
There's lady juice, but not all ladies can produce sufficient qualities for revenge making.
There's always poop.

Yeah, pooh is bad. Really bad.

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 10:30 PM
I think lady juice is more satisfying

poo can have the shock effect... but I think the former can be more traumatizing...

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 10:32 PM
Extract the necessary fluids from a goat. A goat!


There's lady juice, but not all ladies can produce sufficient qualities for revenge making.

While these are both decent substitutes, they are very difficult to come by. At least in the necessary quantities.


There's always poop.

This, however, could work.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 10:33 PM
I'd be offended by poo poo. Because then you're all like, "What, did I piss off some monkeys? What is this fecal matter on my car for? What kind of animals hate me?"

The Roman Candle
01-20-2007, 10:34 PM
I think lady juice is more satisfying

poo can have the shock effect... but I think the former can be more traumatizing...

It might take longer to save up, though. Your revenge truly will be cold.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 10:40 PM
First of all, all of the 'lady juice' that I've experience has been of a consistancy and nature that were it placed on the handle of a door, I'd never notice. NOW, having said that, I'm not a gynecologist, and I remain blissfully unaware of how rocky things can get down there.

I'd also like to point out that a thread called, "I'm not used to being sexy" is now about smearing feces.

kari
01-20-2007, 10:49 PM
I think lady juice is more satisfying

poo can have the shock effect... but I think the former can be more traumatizing...

I think the monthly lady juice would be most effective in not only traumatizing but may even cause the revenge target to possibly pass out from the shock of it.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 10:51 PM
I think the monthly lady juice would be most effective in not only traumatizing but may even cause the revenge target to possibly pass out from the shock of it.

Oh god, you mean blood?!

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 10:52 PM
I think the monthly lady juice would be most effective in not only traumatizing but may even cause the revenge target to possibly pass out from the shock of it.

I want it to cut the person's soul... will it do that???? Kari, tell me it's true.

kari
01-20-2007, 10:53 PM
Oh god, you mean blood?!

well...yeah.

Nothing like a handfull of bloodclot to get your point across. ;)

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 10:54 PM
well...yeah.

Nothing like a handfull of bloodclot to get your point across. ;)

*squirm*

Keith P.
01-20-2007, 10:54 PM
Any kind of lady juice would pretty much make me pass out.

However, I would most likely detect it before I touched it. Its hard to hide lady juice from a gay man.

Bedlam66
01-20-2007, 10:54 PM
I'm Not Used To Being Sexy

Don't worry you aren't.

Bedlam66
01-20-2007, 10:56 PM
Oh god, you mean blood?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can almost see the look on your face.

kari
01-20-2007, 10:56 PM
I want it to cut the person's soul... will it do that???? Kari, tell me it's true.

Oh, it will..I guarantee it. :twisted:

I've seen grown men vomit just from the talk of it.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 10:56 PM
"Blood" is not lady juice, it's HUMAN juice.

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 10:57 PM
Any kind of lady juice would pretty much make me pass out.

However, I would most likely detect it before I touched it. Its hard to hide lady juice from a gay man.

lady juice would make ME pass out too.

eww

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 10:57 PM
"Blood" is not lady juice, it's HUMAN juice.

Depends on where it comes from.

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 10:57 PM
Oh, it will..I guarantee it. :twisted:

I've seen grown men vomit just from the talk of it.


...

awesome

...

really?

Keith P.
01-20-2007, 10:58 PM
lady juice would make ME pass out too.

eww

Then how do you? You know...do all of the stuff that you need to do?


Vaginas are kind of high maintainance.

WillieLee
01-20-2007, 10:59 PM
Then how do you? You know...do all of the stuff that you need to do?


Vaginas are kind of high maintainance.

A team of helpers?

kari
01-20-2007, 11:00 PM
"Blood" is not lady juice, it's HUMAN juice.

:no:
Our uterine lining that gets shed once a month is bloody lady juice......you sir cannot perform this act!

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 11:00 PM
Then how do you? You know...do all of the stuff that you need to do?


Vaginas are kind of high maintainance.

I don't. I let the team handle it.

wha?

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 11:01 PM
You could keep it in a glass.

http://www.tastingmenu.com/archive/2005/02-february/images/20050222-raspberry2.jpg

Keith P.
01-20-2007, 11:02 PM
You could keep it in a glass.

http://www.tastingmenu.com/archive/2005/02-february/images/20050222-raspberry2.jpg

I hate you, so very, very much. My entire body hates you. I can actually feel a kind of burning sensation in my testicles I feel so much hate for you.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 11:02 PM
:no:
Our uterine lining that gets shed once a month is bloody lady juice......you sir cannot perform this act!

Fucking hell, but you don't call that Lady Juice. Lady juice is the natural lubricant the vagina secretes to aid sexual intercourse, not the fucking blood clots of your monthly cycle. Jesus!

(Keith, have you vomitted yet?)

HomerGator
01-20-2007, 11:03 PM
You could keep it in a glass.

http://www.tastingmenu.com/archive/2005/02-february/images/20050222-raspberry2.jpg

Fucking EWWW. (I realize those are raspberries, but still)

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 11:04 PM
You could keep it in a glass.

http://www.tastingmenu.com/archive/2005/02-february/images/20050222-raspberry2.jpg

you're going to hell

kari
01-20-2007, 11:04 PM
...

awesome

...

really?

Yes, If you want you and your girlfriend to have a nice quiet evening in a bar without being hit on... Order a bloody mary stir it and talk of your periods...be graphic, make sure you mention your a clotter and you have to dig deep to jar them loose. ;)


You'll clear that bar out in 45 seconds flat...you may even make yourself a little sick. Its worth it though. :lol:

Keith P.
01-20-2007, 11:04 PM
Fucking hell, but you don't call that Lady Juice. Lady juice is the natural lubricant the vagina secretes to aid sexual intercourse, not the fucking blood clots of your monthly cycle. Jesus!

(Keith, have you vomitted yet?)

I'm feeling a little green.

Not as bad as the time Lyra made a post here telling someone to "suck my bloody cunt." I think I may have actually fainted that time.

kari
01-20-2007, 11:06 PM
I don't. I let the team handle it.

wha?

You have your own personal hazmat team? I'm Jealous!!!!

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 11:06 PM
Yes, If you want you and your girlfriend to have a nice quiet evening in a bar without being hit on... Order a bloody mary stir it and talk of your periods...be graphic, make sure you mention your a clotter and you have to dig deep to jar them loose. ;)


You'll clear that bar out in 45 seconds flat...you may even make yourself a little sick. Its worth it though. :lol:

I don't have girlfriends in town... :sad: will you move to Minneapolis for me?

Bedlam66
01-20-2007, 11:07 PM
Yes, If you want you and your girlfriend to have a nice quiet evening in a bar without being hit on... Order a bloody mary stir it and talk of your periods...be graphic, make sure you mention your a clotter and you have to dig deep to jar them loose. ;)


You'll clear that bar out in 45 seconds flat...you may even make yourself a little sick. Its worth it though. :lol:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 11:07 PM
I hate you, so very, very much. My entire body hates you. I can actually feel a kind of burning sensation in my testicles I feel so much hate for you.


Fucking EWWW. (I realize those are raspberries, but still)


you're going to hell

The worst part is when an actual girl sees images like that and goes, "Hah! Mine looks like that sometimes!"

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 11:07 PM
I'm feeling a little green.

Not as bad as the time Lyra made a post here telling someone to "suck my bloody cunt." I think I may have actually fainted that time.

:::vomits::: What a sick fucking.::::vomits again::::

Bedlam66
01-20-2007, 11:08 PM
You could keep it in a glass.

http://www.tastingmenu.com/archive/2005/02-february/images/20050222-raspberry2.jpg
That's SO wrong on SO many levels.

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 11:08 PM
The worst part is when an actual girl sees images like that and goes, "Hah! Mine looks like that sometimes!"

so... I'm not actually a girl anymore?

kari
01-20-2007, 11:09 PM
Fucking hell, but you don't call that Lady Juice. Lady juice is the natural lubricant the vagina secretes to aid sexual intercourse, not the fucking blood clots of your monthly cycle. Jesus!

(Keith, have you vomitted yet?)

well, it could also serve as a natural sexual lubricant.....just lay a tarp down before hand. ;)

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 11:10 PM
well, it could also serve as a natural sexual lubricant.....just lay a tarp down before hand. ;)

it doesn't act like lubricant like you would assume...

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 11:11 PM
so... I'm not actually a girl anymore?

I...I'm just saying...to those of us who are grossed by--by lady fluids, it gets even worse when girls say stuff like that. And I was counting you in that group of people who felt icky about it, based on your comments earlier in the thread...

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 11:12 PM
well, it could also serve as a natural sexual lubricant.....just lay a tarp down before hand. ;)

Yeah, it isn't good though. Trust me. It doesn't work as well.

Keith P.
01-20-2007, 11:12 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

kari
01-20-2007, 11:12 PM
The worst part is when an actual girl sees images like that and goes, "Hah! Mine looks like that sometimes!"

Hah, your right it does look similar...except for the seeds...I don't think the seeds in mine are visable to the naked eye.

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 11:13 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Keith, it isn't. It's all slippery until it congeals and clots, and then you're STUCK UP THERE!!!

Adam Witt
01-20-2007, 11:13 PM
Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but for Christ's sake, go back to talking about Liam...

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 11:13 PM
I...I'm just saying...to those of us who are grossed by--by lady fluids, it gets even worse when girls say stuff like that. And I was counting you in that group of people who felt icky about it, based on your comments earlier in the thread...
it is FUCKING ICKY!

EVERY.FUCKING.MONTH

I hate it.

make me a man god, please!

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 11:14 PM
Hah, your right it does look similar...except for the seeds...I don't think the seeds in mine are visable to the naked eye.

You see, people, you see?!

kari
01-20-2007, 11:17 PM
it doesn't act like lubricant like you would assume...

oh I totally agree, My preferance would definetly be the other. way less cleanup, and if your in a hotel or something there always the chance of having the cops called and questioned about a murder.

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 11:17 PM
oh I totally agree, My preferance would definetly be the other. way less cleanup, and if your in a hotel or something there always the chance of having the cops called and questioned about a murder.

oh, you had to do that too?

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 11:18 PM
Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but for Christ's sake, go back to talking about Liam...

It's good to be grossed out once in awhile. Makes you stronger.



And it makes you drop to your knees and thank the ever living shit out of the gods that you were born a man.

kari
01-20-2007, 11:18 PM
Keith, it isn't. It's all slippery until it congeals and clots, and then you're STUCK UP THERE!!!

EXACTLY! then you almost have to get a crowbar to pry them out.

twigglet
01-20-2007, 11:19 PM
Good God.

This thread went from funny for a while, to horrible really quickly :(

Ethan Van Sciver
01-20-2007, 11:20 PM
Good God.

This thread went from funny for a while, to horrible really quickly :(

Who's to blame?

kari
01-20-2007, 11:21 PM
oh, you had to do that too?

I managed to slip out the side door....Poor Noble though, I just left him there.

twigglet
01-20-2007, 11:22 PM
Who's to blame?

Bendis.

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 11:23 PM
I don't think Technofear is going to enjoy seeing what his thread has devolved into.

Adam Witt
01-20-2007, 11:24 PM
I don't think Technofear is going to enjoy seeing what his thread has devolved into.

Well, he hates when people talk about him so much, apparently...

kari
01-20-2007, 11:24 PM
Good God.

This thread went from funny for a while, to horrible really quickly :(

Oh, it could be worse...alot worse.....worser...the worst...oh fuck it, you know what I mean.

The Roman Candle
01-20-2007, 11:27 PM
It's good to be grossed out once in awhile. Makes you stronger.



And it makes you drop to your knees and thank the ever living shit out of the gods that you were born a man.

Yeah, but men have to deal with the possibility of taking a trip downtown in the dark with a woman who isn't exactly forthcoming until you wonder why her ladybits taste like copper.

Taki Soma
01-20-2007, 11:28 PM
I managed to slip out the side door....Poor Noble though, I just left him there.

:lol: too too funny

Jerome Gibbons
01-20-2007, 11:30 PM
Yeah, but men have to deal with the possibility of taking a trip downtown in the dark with a woman who isn't exactly forthcoming until you wonder why her ladybits taste like copper.

Earning one's Red Wings is indeed a traumatizing experience. But it's kind of a risk you have to take, isn't it?

kari
01-20-2007, 11:30 PM
Yeah, but men have to deal with the possibility of taking a trip downtown in the dark with a woman who isn't exactly forthcoming until you wonder why her ladybits taste like copper.

well, that just not very nice at all...I usually hand them a wet rag and a spoon.

Hate_Prime
01-20-2007, 11:41 PM
You could keep it in a glass.

http://www.tastingmenu.com/archive/2005/02-february/images/20050222-raspberry2.jpg

What a brilliant idea. You could then keep it for later to spread on toast or something. Hell, or you could just stick a spoon in there and then lick the spoon. My mouth is watering already.

c. page
01-20-2007, 11:42 PM
my freshman year of college, one of the girls on my floor got pissed at the R.A. and spelled his name in bloody maxi pads in front of his door. she also smeared blood all over the door knob.

Adam Witt
01-20-2007, 11:42 PM
well, that just not very nice at all...I usually hand them a wet rag and a spoon.

:rofl:

:lol:

:cry:

WillieLee
01-20-2007, 11:51 PM
Earning one's Red Wings is indeed a traumatizing experience. But it's kind of a risk you have to take, isn't it?

Creepy.

t00lverine
01-20-2007, 11:53 PM
Has anyone brought up redwings yet?

Thommy Melanson
01-21-2007, 04:36 AM
Has anyone brought up redwings yet?

http://www.megomuseum.com/marvel/falcon.jpeg

"First comes the blood, then cums the boys..."

kari
01-21-2007, 05:31 AM
http://www.megomuseum.com/marvel/falcon.jpeg

"First comes the blood, then cums the boys..."

Is that considered a fetish?

Thommy Melanson
01-21-2007, 05:48 AM
Is that considered a fetish?

It can be, just as golden showers, adult breastfeeding and coprophilia are.

Most taco tasters have had to deal with a little jam in the honey pot every once in awhile, so as long as it's not the sole thing that gets you off, I wouldn't consider a fetish.

kari
01-21-2007, 06:05 AM
It can be, just as golden showers, adult breastfeeding and coprophilia are.

Most taco tasters have had to deal with a little jam in the honey pot every once in awhile, so as long as it's not the sole thing that gets you off, I wouldn't consider a fetish.

Thanks to you and this thread.....I'm seriously craving some strawberry jam.
:)

Thommy Melanson
01-21-2007, 06:06 AM
Thanks to you and this thread.....I'm seriously craving some strawberry jam.
:)

I was just thinking some chunky tomato soup would be divine.

:blurp:

Thommy Melanson
01-21-2007, 06:08 AM
http://www.discoverbajacalifornia.com/images/clamato.jpg

JABSEN
01-21-2007, 06:13 AM
Especially not a Democrat. Then WE get blamed.Even if Hillary wins?

kari
01-21-2007, 06:14 AM
I was just thinking some chunky tomato soup would be divine.

:blurp:


http://www.discoverbajacalifornia.com/images/clamato.jpg

I think we should have a all tamato meal.....but desert be strawberry or cherry jello.

Then, we could use some mind altering drugs and completely freak ourselves out when we go to the bathroom.

Thommy Melanson
01-21-2007, 06:18 AM
I think we should have a all tamato meal.....but desert be strawberry or cherry jello.

Then, we could use some mind altering drugs and completely freak ourselves out when we go to the bathroom.

I think Clamato was created by someone with a menstruation fetish.

Why else would you drink something that looked like that but smelled like something else ;)

A redwings themed dinner party sounds bloody good!

kari
01-21-2007, 06:22 AM
I think Clamato was created by someone with a menstruation fetish.

Why else would you drink something that looked like that but smelled like something else ;)

A redwings themed dinner party sounds bloody good!
Its a date!

Ha! Clamato, I've heard of it. Never had or seen it first hand....I would imagine the smell to be along the lines of half rotted liver.

Thommy Melanson
01-21-2007, 06:25 AM
Its a date!

Ha! Clamato, I've heard of it. Never had or seen it first hand....I would imagine the smell to be along the lines of half rotted liver.

Yes, the wonderful combo of clams and tomato...it's an obvious marriage :roll:

http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0001480051660_LG.jpg

http://www.kanadischerwein.de/catalog/images/Clamato%20juice.jpg

Guess "flounderapple" will come next. :lol:

kari
01-21-2007, 06:30 AM
Yes, the wonderful combo of clams and tomato...it's an obvious marriage :roll:

http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0001480051660_LG.jpg

http://www.kanadischerwein.de/catalog/images/Clamato%20juice.jpg

Guess "flounderapple" will come next. :lol:

:sick:

what the hell do you do with Clamato Juice? what is its purpose?

Thommy Melanson
01-21-2007, 06:32 AM
:sick:

what the hell do you do with Clamato Juice? what is its purpose?

Bloody Marys I would assume are its sole use.

kari
01-21-2007, 06:38 AM
Bloody Marys I would assume are its sole use.

huh.
I thought they just used regular tamato juice or V8.

I think I'm gonna see if I can get the local bars to start using chunky tomato juice to make Bloody Marys with. then I would sit next to some unsuspecting fella at a bar and pick the "clots" out of my drink. :lol:

Thommy Melanson
01-21-2007, 06:39 AM
huh.
I thought they just used regular tamato juice or V8.

I think I'm gonna see if I can get the local bars to start using chunky tomato juice to make Bloody Marys with. then I would sit next to some unsuspecting fella at a bar and pick the "clots" out of my drink. :lol:

Make sure you use a pad as a coaster, and a tampon for the stirrer.

kari
01-21-2007, 06:47 AM
Make sure you use a pad as a coaster, and a tampon for the stirrer.

Brilliant!

http://www.survivinggrady.com/uploaded_images/brilliant-742618.jpg

Blandy vs Terrorism
01-21-2007, 07:09 AM
I mean, really. Gentle ribbing is a show of endearment. I hardly ever get ribbed on here and I'm feeling left out.

Bastards.

Who the fuck are you?