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Pat Loika
01-17-2007, 12:41 PM
One of my problem employees had a meltdown.

I donít know what happened, exactly, but he got off the phone with a guest, went to the copier/printer, and just started to beat the shit out of it. He just started kicking and punching the damn thing as he cried his eyes out.

He kept yelling, ďI AM NOT FUCKING STUPID! IíM NOT DUMB! IíM FUCKING DONE! IíM DONE WITH THIS PLACE! IíM FUCKING DONE!Ē

I got up to him and stopped him from hitting the busted copier, and tried to calm him down.

After which he ripped off his uniform and stormed out of the office.

It was surreal.

And all I want to know is this:what the hell did that guest say to him?

I also want to thank that guest for making my job easier. Maybe hook them up with chocolate covered strawberries, or something...

P.

Shane W
01-17-2007, 12:47 PM
When I worked at the Ritz, the same night we hatched a plan to get a guy fired, he got into a fight with a guest. They escorted him out that same day.

Shwicaz
01-17-2007, 12:48 PM
hire me at your hotel, Pat.

oh, the stories,

the drinking,

the long talks about a hilariously crappy day at the hotel over beer while listening to swinging lounge music.

I would be your best employee ever.

Brian Defferding
01-17-2007, 12:51 PM
I'd be one of your hotel bar regulars, Pat. To drink and bear witness. I'd be like a mix between Statler and Waldorf and Brian from Family Guy.

Shwicaz
01-17-2007, 12:52 PM
I'd be one of your hotel bar regulars, Pat. To drink and bear witness.


OOh, DefferDude said 'bear'.

:)

Brian Defferding
01-17-2007, 12:56 PM
OOh, DefferDude said 'bear'.

:)

You were soooooooooo hoping I was gonna post "to drink and bear fucking" instead, weren't you? WEREN'T YOU?

Shwicaz
01-17-2007, 01:06 PM
You were soooooooooo hoping I was gonna post "to drink and bear fucking" instead, weren't you? WEREN'T YOU?

no I wasn't.

















much.

Brian Defferding
01-17-2007, 01:26 PM
no I wasn't.

















much.

:D Tee hee!

Pat Loika
01-17-2007, 01:28 PM
Ron would probably dig the IT guy. He's a real bear.

P.

The Red Grasshopper
01-17-2007, 01:30 PM
One of my problem employees had a meltdown.


:eek: Oh. That first line lead me to picutre another thing.

greg donovan
01-17-2007, 02:52 PM
i have always found that the most undesirable emplyees usually self destruct and take themselves out of the picture.

Thommy Melanson
01-17-2007, 03:08 PM
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta..."

http://fauxzen.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/office-space.jpg

changingshades
01-17-2007, 03:15 PM
One of my problem employees had a meltdown.

I donít know what happened, exactly, but he got off the phone with a guest, went to the copier/printer, and just started to beat the shit out of it. He just started kicking and punching the damn thing as he cried his eyes out.

He kept yelling, ďI AM NOT FUCKING STUPID! IíM NOT DUMB! IíM FUCKING DONE! IíM DONE WITH THIS PLACE! IíM FUCKING DONE!Ē

I got up to him and stopped him from hitting the busted copier, and tried to calm him down.

After which he ripped off his uniform and stormed out of the office.

It was surreal.

And all I want to know is this:what the hell did that guest say to him?

I also want to thank that guest for making my job easier. Maybe hook them up with chocolate covered strawberries, or something...

P.

well that's dandy

c. page
01-17-2007, 05:21 PM
hire me at your hotel, Pat.

oh, the stories,

the drinking,

the long talks about a hilariously crappy day at the hotel over beer while listening to swinging lounge music.

I would be your best employee ever.

that'd be a hell of a commute for you though, ron.

TheTravis!
01-17-2007, 05:26 PM
If there were a sitcom about Pat's life, I would get Tivo just so that I would never miss an episode.

c. page
01-17-2007, 05:39 PM
If there were a sitcom about Pat's life, I would get Tivo just so that I would never miss an episode.

me too!